The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

(111 Posts)
TheMumsnetNativityNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 21:55:08

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

Milliways Tue 23-Dec-08 22:25:01

smile

Milliways is trawling through her old watched threads in a fit of nostalgia

twinkletinselpud Thu 21-Dec-06 20:40:52

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Tue 19-Dec-06 19:54:43

You'll have to buy the DVD

HaveIGotTheWrongDateBugger Tue 19-Dec-06 19:47:57

Bit quiet in here isn't it?

I came to watch my nephew perform!

MrsMillsletoe Tue 19-Dec-06 19:34:37

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Tue 19-Dec-06 19:33:47

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly Tue 19-Dec-06 16:56:24
MrsMillsletoe Tue 19-Dec-06 15:17:17

So that'll be £15 for the dvd please, all proceeds to a good cause natch.

Cannot be guaranteed for Christmas delivery

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Tue 19-Dec-06 15:14:59

It's finished Expat! Now stretch 'em whilst I search you for more alcohol. There's gotta be some more wine around here!

earlgrey Tue 19-Dec-06 15:14:11

What goes well with Myrrh? And what can I sprinkle the Frankincense on?

Doh, I'll just take the gold, but thanks anyway!

expatinscotland Tue 19-Dec-06 15:13:05

Can I be the Virgin Mary?

I haven't been a virgin in a loooonnggg, looooonnngg time .

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Tue 19-Dec-06 15:10:28

Elbows kickassangel out of the way and snatches the wine.

kickassangel Tue 19-Dec-06 10:27:27

miNce pies

kickassangel Tue 19-Dec-06 10:26:48

Bless!

All the mums gather around the mice pies, trying to help their LOs get changed, eat a mince pie, and have an adult conversation, whilst checking through the pictures on their digital cameras.

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly Tue 19-Dec-06 01:03:10

"and they all lived happily ever after"




<<ROUSING APPLAUSE>>

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Mon 18-Dec-06 23:32:20

Mary snatches baby Jesus from Joseph and starts smacking him with it

BabyJesus Mon 18-Dec-06 23:07:20

ouch

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 23:05:16

Star of Bethlehem leaves to do some last minute ironing. Leaves the mantle of glitteriness in the capable hands of pushy-mum's brat...

maryhadaharpsichordyeahlord Mon 18-Dec-06 23:02:16

<picks nose>

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 23:02:14

<Droops as last of glitter falls off in presence of pushy brat>

Troutpout Mon 18-Dec-06 23:01:10

<< comes tap dancing on stage dressed to the nines in professional glitter and stardust outfit (and putting homemade dowdy shepherds costumes to shame)>>
singing...
'twinkle sparkle, twinkle sparkle
<<points at chest>>
'I'm the shiniest star of all'

<<pushy mother mimes words back to brat>>

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 23:00:49

CRASH! BANG! WAIL!

[PercussionSection falls over drum on way out and starts to cry again]

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Mon 18-Dec-06 22:55:04

Joseph picks up baby Jesus and starts pulling its arm out

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Mon 18-Dec-06 22:52:39

<parents sneaks out hidden bottle of wine and starts glugging it>

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:51:58

TING!

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