TheMumsnetNativityNarrator
Mon 18-Dec-06 21:55:08
Good evening, ladies and truckers.
The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.
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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.
Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...
ptmum
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:18:28
Enter grumpy innkeeper who wanted to be the main keeper not the NO rOOM MAN
JollyOldSaintNikkielas
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:19:02
MAd sheep runs on stage shouting BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Nikkie cowers down in the audience in case anyone recognises mad sheep as her dd2>
PercussionSection
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:05
Throws castanets at mad sheep...
clatter clatter clatter
Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.
PercussionSection
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:07
Throws castanets at mad sheep...
clatter clatter clatter
Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.
ptmum
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:24
teacher hisses ' ellie get off at once '
PercussionSection
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:40
Oops, sorry... got a bit excessively percussive on the old 'post' button there!
StarofBethlehem
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:22:01
Glitter is falling off all around the stable set.
NiceInnkeeper
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:22:56
Yes, come in, we've got lots of room, would you like an en suite?
ptmum
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:23:32
wood blocks bang twice ....two mins after door knocked and while grumpy innkeeper two is speaking
SecondNarrator
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:26:35
[loudly over Misguidely Nice Innkeeper]
BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM AT THE INN
DonnerDasherDancerDior
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:27:27
This nativity should have got to the baby bit by now. And who keeps waving that bloody star around?
PercussionSection
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:31:16
TING
No particular reason, but things seemed to be drying up so I thought I'd get my triangle out.
foxtrottothefestivegrotto
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:31:38
Cockerel <<<Is the Baby Here Yet?>>>>
ReluctantNarrator
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:32:14
an maryhadthebaby an laidhiminamanger an abrightstarappeared an kingssawthestarfromfaraway an followedthestar
pushymum
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:33:34
''sorry, sorry, do excuse me'' <<beams braodly at audience before pushing vicar aside for seat in front row and proceeds to rummage in handbag for rustly sweets and enormous videocamera>>
DonnerDasherDancerDior
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:34:39
Shouldn't that be 'pushy, very late mum'?
foxtrottothefestivegrotto
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:34:51
Kings arrive on hobby horses, and skid to a halt in fornt ogf the baby jeezuz
<<we bringed ya some presunts>>
1stwiseman
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:35:23
Look. a. Starin the East. Let. Us . Followit. For today in beffleham a king is born.
DINOsaurmummykissingsantaclaus
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:31
psssst
You've missed the bit with the shepherds. And what about PA RA PA PA PUMMMM!?
Pushymum
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:35
<Still beaming broadly>>
''Can we just do the triangle bit again for the camera? My boy Billy you know. so talented. Self-taught you know...''
3rdwiseman
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:45
is it my turn to wear the beard yet?
go on, you've had it aages
DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly
Mon 18-Dec-06 22:38:15
<tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner ner...tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner ner..tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner tiddle ner ner ner><a harrassed mothe crabbles in her handbag to stop mobile phone from blaring>
