*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

FairyArmadillo Sat 09-Mar-13 23:10:14

I hope Density is a typo for Destiny. I'd rather be called Destiny than Density.

raisah Sat 09-Mar-13 07:50:31

Dolly & Molly!
Rina & Nina

iheartmycat Fri 08-Mar-13 22:27:15

Peter and Andrew -brothers whose surname was ness

Fine until you saw their first initial and surnAme on the school register....

Lucyellensmum95 Fri 08-Mar-13 21:29:13

smug and fucker - oh no, thats just you lot looking down your noses at peoples name choices - only read first page

BriAndLottie Fri 08-Mar-13 21:26:50

Apparently my two are a bad pairing that don't go together well at all blush not mentioned here though- yet!

Arithmeticulous Fri 08-Mar-13 16:25:43

Kelly. And Maurice.

wongadotmom Sat 29-Dec-12 18:42:09

Diesel and Density

FairyInTheGarden Sat 29-Dec-12 18:37:32

Gabriel, Arrella & Serafina (all angels-nice concept but doubt they will thank parents for it)

Also twins now in their 30's called One & Two

Jacksmania Tue 25-Dec-12 04:30:43

Anouschka and Annabelle.

Fucking terrible.

spicegirl13 Tue 25-Dec-12 04:19:06

I've heard of twins Craig & David! (Remember him?!)

thegreylady Sun 23-Dec-12 22:45:48

Michal and Peta are girls' names I think.

thegreylady Sun 23-Dec-12 22:33:08

Liberty and Destiny and Jane...
Jane is about 15 and the others are her half sisters-same mum. They are twins and known as Libby and Dezi

puddeycat Sun 23-Dec-12 20:24:25

At my senior school I had a girl called Vagina shock (ginnie) in my class. Her brother was called Syke!

CocktailQueen Sun 23-Dec-12 18:01:42

My dsis's little girl is at a childminder with a baby called . .... ECHO!!!! Wonder if she has a sib called Location??? People are nuts.

Quads in the drs surgery, boy twins were Ronnie and Reggie and boy/girl twins girl baby was Pepsi sad

DebK2012 Sun 23-Dec-12 17:42:48

Anna, Bonnie, Crystal, Donald, Ethel and she was pregnant with another gonna be Fiona if a girl or Steve for a boy confused

lovemybabyboy Sun 23-Dec-12 16:15:10

I met sisters called Milly and Molly at a playgroup once!!

lovemybabyboy Sun 23-Dec-12 15:45:41

China and Asia!!!!!!!
The mother said she was naming them after the two countries!!!!!! shock
(I didn't tell her that China is a country in the Continent of Asia!!!!) confused grin

FunSizedMum Sat 22-Dec-12 23:54:07

I know a Jack & his younger brother Daniel and once met twins called Tia & Maria through work. I mean I like a tipple as much as the next mum but... confused

Ladylike1 Sat 22-Dec-12 20:42:36

Cosmo and Saturn...

manicinsomniac Sat 22-Dec-12 10:28:55

Gosh, 5 through 9 (and even 10) must feel really special in that house [fhmmm]

flowerygirl Sat 22-Dec-12 10:02:39

The worst sibling combo has to be the children of George Foreman (American boxer of 'so good I put my name on it!' grill fame). He has 10 kids and they are:

1. Natalie Foreman
2. Michi Foreman
3. Leona Foreman
4. Freeda George Foreman
5. George Edward Foreman Jr
6. George Edward Foreman III
7. George Edward Foreman IV
8. George Edward Foreman V
9. George Edward Foreman VI
10. Georgetta Foreman

Must get confusing!

MrsChestysGlitteryBaubles Sat 22-Dec-12 07:28:11

We lived near four brothers, Fraser, fergus, Fulton & Finlay. All fine names, but my dad used to call them the F-ing Smiths grin

I haven't read all of these but in my own situation just to highlight not all is as it seems at times.
When dd was born ds decided that the name Princess Rainbow was much prettier than what we wanted to call her and she has often been refered to as Rainbow, Rain, Bow, and Princess ever since. DS has a name which doesn't traditionally get shortened to Ice or Icy but we do for some reason.
So there I was happily going about my business and I called the children over and for no reason that I can really think of I called "Rainbow, Ice come on time to go" Nekminnit little old lady toddles past "Bloody Hippys"!!!! says she.

TalkativeJim Sat 22-Dec-12 03:24:13

My mother used to work with a Richard Pritchard

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