*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 19-Nov-12 20:56:50

Sam and ella- really

bitsofmeworkjustfine Mon 19-Nov-12 20:57:11

ocean and rain...

heard it hollered across a garden centre

TiredBooyhoo Mon 19-Nov-12 20:58:27

conan and xena

WaterBiscuit Mon 19-Nov-12 20:58:38

Dolce and Gabanna. I shit you not.

Flossiechops Mon 19-Nov-12 20:59:03

wishful we have an Ella, then along came ds I really wanted Sam until I made the connection - it's now his middle name grin

Diesel and Jenson.

Twin boys. About 2. With matching tram lines shaved into their hair, chunky try-hard mancardies and UGG boots hmm.

CrapBag Mon 19-Nov-12 21:10:37

I am totally serious. Unfortunately.

Joop Armani (girl) and sister DKNY pronounced Dickney. Apparently another 5 siblings, would love to know their names.

HanSolo Mon 19-Nov-12 23:56:33

Mia, Ria, Tia and Lia (Leah?)

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Nov-12 07:35:02

Like the name Lia but not with the siblings called those names!

TheKindnessOfStrangers Tue 20-Nov-12 09:40:02

Ellie and Ella.

shriekingnora Tue 20-Nov-12 09:49:52

Bernard and Linton. Twins.

PoppadomPreach Tue 20-Nov-12 09:53:44

immaculata and scolastica - twin girls in catholic school

FairiesWearPoppies Tue 20-Nov-12 09:55:07

Pocahontas. Yep seriously

efffy Tue 20-Nov-12 10:18:12

Brothers named George and Michael grin

I was at school with a girl called Charlotte, who had siblings named Charles, Caroline and Carlo.

Charlotte, Caroline and Carlo are all forms of Charles.

I'll leave you to try and work out what their dad was called. wink

Furoshika Tue 20-Nov-12 12:09:25

I knew a Peter and Piers.
I heard tell of a Romulus and Remus but can't confirm that.

bluemagpie Tue 20-Nov-12 12:27:54

Luke and Laya - and they didn't realise the SW connection until someone told them!

VerityClinch Tue 20-Nov-12 12:33:53

4 DC, Horatio, Octavia, Hector and ... Rachel.

Poor Rachel. sad

grin

StellaNova Tue 20-Nov-12 12:38:16

Pirate and Gypsy.

notallytuts Tue 20-Nov-12 12:41:28

i dont think troy and paris is that bad, i wouldnt say either is uncommon and having a "theme" would be worse than not in my opinion.

paris hilton is a girl...

9MonthsToMakeYou Tue 20-Nov-12 12:56:15

I like Troy and Mesopotamia grin

I know a family where the girls are Valentina, Diana, Allegra... and the brother is Gary. WTF.

Littlecherublegs Tue 20-Nov-12 14:23:45

This reminded me of the triplets - Faith, Hope, and.... Kevin!!

Though doubt this is true??!!

cuillereasoupe Tue 20-Nov-12 15:49:09

Along the same lines, I've heard of four brothers called Matthew, Mark, Luke and Kevin.

stikmatix Tue 20-Nov-12 16:17:16

Waterbuscuit - my friend knows of a Dolce and Gabbana via her work. Wonder if they're the same ones you know?!

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