to expect good wanking etiquette?

[bashon]

eg thou shan't leave thine wanky tissues anywhere else but in thine bin.

[Hullygully]

I always think they look quite nice strewn about the breakfast table.

[bashon]

yum.

colin and justine always use ivy, fruit n shit but why not wanky tissues?

[lifeissweet]

My friend's Mum got so sick of him leaving deposits everywhere as a teenager that she knitted (yes, knitted) him a little mitten to mop up after himself. She then washed it weekly and put it on his bed all nicely ironed. This is no joke. It did eradicate the wanky tissues scenario, though.

[Meglet]

we need more details on the knitted wank mitten

[southeastastra]

omg at the hand knitted wanky hanky

[muggglewump]

OMG. Knitted wank mitten

[MillyR]

I am going to be haunted by the thought of that knitted mitten for years.

[bashon]

no doubt he has a mitten fetish now... unable to ejaculate unless wrapped in wool.

[lifeissweet]

Well - we found out about it about 12 years ago and have never quite got over it. I still can't look his mother in the face.

My friend went out with a man a couple of years ago who liked her to wear a big woolly jumper during sex. That brought it all back. I wonder whether this isn't more common than we realise.

Horrifying.

[AnnieLobeseder]

Oh lordy! Wank mitten! I have spat my mug-o-noodles all over the computer!

[SirBoobAlot]

Knitted wank mitten?! Big woolly jumper during sex?!

Lifeissweet you have odd friends

[AvadaKedavra]

When I opened this I have to admit I recalled the episode of Friends with Chandler's gym sock but a hand knitted wank mitten, wow, that's some mother love that is....... errr.......

[bibbitybobbityhat]

(Knitted mitten funny but may I just roffle at Hully for a moment)

[Meglet]

I can just imagine old ladies knitting wank mittens to sell at summer fetes alongside booties and cardigans.

[ImSoNotTelling]

Crying with laughter here

Knitting a wank-mitten is going above and beyond the call of motherly duty, surely!

I mean what did she say when she gave him the wank mitten? And he actually used it and gave it to her to wash? It's all just

[KurriKurri]

One of my DS's flat mates used to wank into a sock. Just thought I'd share

[dwpanxt]

There was one of those late saturday night programmes -Don't forget your toothbrush or possibly a Graham Norton offering. Anyway part of this programme was to embarrass members of the audience with things brought from home and shown to the public. Teddy bears on grown mens beds /decidedly iffy 'lucky' pants - that type of thing.Nothing too scandalous. Until one girls held up a sock. A normal ,sport type sock and handed it over the the host.He held it by fingertips and asked why this sock was embarrassing?
Of course it turned out to be her partners 'wank sock' which she graphically described in use. Poor partner had to sit while the audience screamed hysterically at the sock.

I wonder what happened in their relationship after the programme?.

[blinks]

i've just set up a new WI and am going to put wank mitten knitting on't agenda.

[susiecutiebananas]

I am, and will be disturbed for life now, lifeissweet

I wont be able to even look at my dear little DDs winter mittens in the same way anymore

THere are some very strange mums out there... above and beyond the mums remit IMHO. THank god I've got a DD...so far!

[susiecutiebananas]

BTW Bashon I am assuming, as I think we all are, that you are referring to your son, and not your fella?

[TheJollyPirate]

OFFS - is this my future with DS (now 7)? A load of wanky tissues or a knitted wank mit.

I am resigning as his mother right now.

[MrsChemist]

Do you think he still uses his wank mitten? Maybe she knits him one every Christmas.

[AvadaKedavra]

what colour was it originally any pattern to it?

[bashon]

Not son. Husband... Often leaves the odd rogue encrusted tissue by his side of the bed.