To ask things you have done to ruin "the mood" with your partner?

[BowieFan]

Apparently me moaning about the colour of our ceiling when DP was kissing me was not very romantic, according to DP.

What mistakes have you made that killed the mood stone dead?

[mummyofmoomoos]

Just read this to my dp and he has laughed and refused to tell me witch was the worst 😂 there was the time I farted on his bits as we were getting down to business, then giggled so much I had to stop. The time I kneed him in the bits as i was climbing over him, the time I stood on one of his danglies, the time I sneezed and snottered on his neck... there's been a few 😂😂

[BowieFan]

DP has added: "I don't find it very romantic when you tell me to put the bins out when we're in the middle of it either!"

[heron98]

DP once answered his phone whilst we were doing it. He just sat there, perched on me, chatting to his mate whilst I stared at him in disbelief.

[ineedamoreadultieradult]

I very often get the giggles which apparently is not the reaction he is looking for.

[loveulotslikejellytots]

Farted during sex . I was bloody mortified afterwards but we had to stop because we were both laughing so much. In my defence I was about 40 weeks pregnant (with terrible trapped wind) and I think the movement shifted things! Neither of us has mentioned it since but it still makes me laugh!

[BowieFan]

About two years into our relationship we were just about to do it so I was just putting my book down and DP was on top of me. Peering down my glasses I said, "Oh have we started?"

Yep, killed the mood. I have a knack for it.

[FlyingElbows]

We were once getting down to it with the TV on on a Sunday morning. Salman Rushdie was on one of those debate programmes and I'm afraid he got more of my attention. Mr Elbows assures me Salman Rushdie is a passion killer.

[Dontpanicpyke]

Teenage dss coming home unexpectedly with mates. Never moved so fast in our lives.

[Rainer]

I hoped this might be a thread for tips...

[SquirrelPaws]

"Did you feed the cat?"

[ShebaShimmyShake]

He scooped me up, started carrying me over the threshold towards the bedroom then tripped on the cat and we both went flying.

[Marypoppinsisnosaint]

I've just spat my wine out laughing at these.

Thank you I needed a good giggle after a stressful day 😂

[CigarsofthePharoahs]

Vomited.
I blame the wine, but it did most definitely kill the mood stone dead. It had been shaping up to be a good night too.

[Fauchelevent]

Accidental knee-er in the bits here too!! :(

DP's first language isn't English so when I whisper something sexy sometimes he says "what?" and it just isn't as sensual or spontaneous going "i SAID, i want you to... bla bla"

[BowieFan]

I'd just like everyone to know I'm not a complete moron when it comes to these things. On only our 3rd sexual encounter DP said, "Did you know one of your breasts is lopsided?"

Clearly it didn't bother me that much, we've been together 20 years!

[Penfold007]

Oh thank you for this thread, I've had a crap day but am now in fits of giggles

[CannotEvenDeal]

I'm with ineed Sometimes I just giggle and giggle until it turns into full-on tears of laughter but I genuinely don't know why

[BabooshkaKate]

We have a high headboard and i put things on top of it. Moisturiser, candles, a glass of water, that sort of thing. Recently we were being quite, err, enthusiastic and the glass of water went flying off on the both of us just as DP was about to come.

[user1473509591]

I have a habit of thinking I'm an absolute sex goddess when I've have a few glasses of wine. So we're all sexy, I go down, and it's the first time I decide to try to deep throat. I gagged and was sick. Then I was sick at the sight of my sick.
Mood killer if there ever was one.

[missm0use]

Had a fit of uncontrollable laughter at DP's lopsided manscaping last night!

[Temporaryname137]

Grooming flew out of the window a bit when I had DD. One day I needed to wear a shorter skirt so had to shave my legs (like shearing a fucking sheep ). DP came home from work, clocked the smooth shins, and his face lit up.

A bit later DD was in bed, so DP sidled over to me and ran his hand up my shin and over my knee. And froze.

"It's like you're wearing hairy shorts!" he said in disgust, and beetled off back to his own sofa to watch the telly.

[RufusTheSpartacusReindeer]

Apparently the phrase "crack on" isn't romantic...who knew?

[IllBeAtTheBarIfYouNeedMe]

We brought a 'toy'. Thought we would give it a go during the next round. It didn't work despite changing batteries and checking instructions.

Apparently that wasn't the time to email the online retailers customer services to complain...

To be fair, I thought it was ruined by the faffing about with batteries but dp begs to differ.

[Farfromtheusual]

DP once started eating a big bag of crisps in the middle of me giving him a blow job. I don't even know where they came from . This was about 5 years ago now and we still laugh at it when we talk about blow jobs 😂

[HermioneWeasley]

I accidentally stuck my fingers in DW's nose while pulling her top off over her head. Then we both had a fit of giggles.