Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

[HelenaDove]

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

God, the standard of reportage and general English skills gets worse, daily

From the article (screengrab for when they correct it)

Running a "brother" ?

Also, I bet the coffees not up to much.

But will they serve a nice lemon drizzle?

£50 isn't much. I wonder if they have private rooms or is it just women ducking under tables

That's disgusting.

I hate real coffee.

Hopefully the will be a Tea and cunnilingus cafe to follow

couldn't see women using this facility tbh.

My flabber is positively ghasted, on every single level.

1. WTF?
2. WTF wrote that?
3. don't they teach journalism ethics any more?
4. WTF

Majestic maybe a lemon jizzle

A coffee shop? Well there's only one way to deal with that. Send in all the local NCT groups to spend al day blocking the place up with their massive double buggies only buying one cappuccino and making it last all day. They'll go broke in a week without anybody even getting a blow job.

I guess it's a sign of an area going down ? Hill that is ?

Have to be careful if you say "this coffee sucks" now.

Surely not at the same time though?!?! I forsee third degree burns on cocks aplenty...

Had to read this, looks like it's going to be an ordinary open plan cafe! Apparently booths are illegal in Geneva but he's requested two booths for the shy guys in London.

What happens if a group of 70 year old women go in for their weekly cake and a coffee and fancy a new place? Absolutely hilarious!!!

Well I'm not going to go in and ask if I can have a large one with extra foam.

Oh ffs. Well at least this might help those poor men who just need to orgasm so badly they're unable to take responsibility for any children who might occur as a result.
when are we going to accept that women are pretty much just a commodity in this country?

HmmN meet up?

Do the women have any say over whether they deliver their service? Ffs.

Sorry I say women I mean wares

How absolutely hideous.

It's in Paddington so I doubt it would do anything to the area

With all the work that's going on about sexual abuse, coercion and modern day slavery and then...This.

What a ridiculous idea!

Also wonder if they will have male sex workers?!

I just don't get it...

Agree, that the journalism was awful too.

If a woman wants to be an escort that's her business.

There shouldn't be a cafe encouraging it on the high street thought

I love that they ask 'Why coffee? Why not ice cream for instance?' And the owner tries to come up with a serious answer

Seriously though, Fellatio Café is a little clinical as a name. What about 'A Blow and a Brew'?

I just thought WTF while i was reading it.

According to the (badly written article) there will be waitresses serving coffee Whats he going to do to ensure the waitresses wont be sexually harassed.

I think BillSykes has the solution.

What a repulsive idea though. Glad I don't have the mind that dredged that one up.

Or the fellatioo givers

BillSykes I think that would work.