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to want to see Dappy's dongle?

(86 Posts)
newmorning Tue 28-Jan-14 17:55:22

If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

Beeyump Mexico Wed 29-Jan-14 09:37:42

Gads, I do wish I hadn't looked - Dappy is low, low down the list of people I would have sex with only if my life absolutely, utterly depended on it.

Dappydongle Wed 29-Jan-14 11:25:11


Mandy2003 Wed 29-Jan-14 12:10:04

When I left school I had a boyfriend of Dappy's height and build with a similar ginormous dick. As he unleashed the monster he said "Well, I have to carry my weight somewhere!" But the overall scrawniness proved too much for me (unfortunately!)

ILoveDHIDo Wed 29-Jan-14 15:35:20

What's a show-er? blush

Stereotypes mean nothing.

Oblomov Wed 29-Jan-14 15:53:08

show-er or a grow-er?

show-er = big limp, doesn't increase that much when erect.
grow-er = opposite - not that big when limp, but grows proportionally % wise, much bigger, than its limp stage, as it becomes erect.
get it?

Oldraver Wed 29-Jan-14 16:17:53

I've always thought he was a twat then he did that teeth snapping thing...does he think thats sexy or something

Innogen Wed 29-Jan-14 17:19:19

Christ. Was not expecting that.

Yeah it's huge.

Innogen Wed 29-Jan-14 17:20:54

Saying that, I dunno why I'm surprised.

At uni I shagged a 5'7 guy who was very slight and I didn't fancy too much. Then he whipped out a rolling pin from between his legs.

We dated for a year after that!

Innogen Wed 29-Jan-14 17:24:01

Feel like whilst I'm here, I should share my naked celebrity knowledge.

The best/most scary/hilarious celebrity leaked nude is Cisco Adler.
Google it.
That man's bollocks are beyond anything I've seen in real life.

Cocolepew United States Wed 29-Jan-14 17:35:00

Yikes! They're like tennis balls in a sock.

cowsarescary Wed 29-Jan-14 17:53:52

He needs a ball-lift

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