This is just not on!

[D0oinMeCleanin]

Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like

It's my taxes what paid for that

Nah, we sit around in our own filth smoking cig after cig while playing our PS4 on our 2517393 inch telly.

Goat watches the kids.

so glad I didn't watch this benefits bullshit

You fucking have a goat? I work so hard for 6000 hours and I can't even afford a goat. Benefit scum.

I shoplifted my goat.

I keep sizing next doors goat up for the slow cooker I bet they'd give her another one. Dd2 has decided she is a non meat eater though, I wonder of I could pass curried goat off as mushrooms?

You'd have to be ON mushrooms if you think you can pass curried goat off as mushrooms.

I sold my goat so I could buy fags

I send my goat to collect my fags.

I shoplife my fags n all.

*shoplift.

Apparentely, I skipped school a lot too.

I shoplifted my goat.

I pimp my goat!

My goats got bling innit?

I send my goat to shoplift fags.

We're getting another goat so we don't have to pay the bedroom tax.

Innit.

I send my babby to shoplift me fags

I like these types of benefit threads.

My goat nicks my tampax for me.

My goat ate my spare bedroom and then shat on me 60"

PO ALERT

i find this thread hugely offensive even though it is clearly a joke and when mn goes offline and people die because of it, it will be all your fault

but when these people die, they turn to grass and fedd my goat - circle of life innit blood?

You have goat to be kidding!!!

fedd? feed.

Fuck - thread'll be pulled now.

Nah - MN will be pulled now!

Goat won't be happy about it.

Who is going to die and why?

Should we put up the irony bunting, just in case people are too dim need reminding?