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To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

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Salmotrutta · 24/05/2013 23:08

I mean really Hmm.

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

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LineRunner · 24/05/2013 23:11

Crikey.

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coffeeinbed · 24/05/2013 23:11

what dies smite mean?

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exiledmancityfan · 24/05/2013 23:11

No Absolutly fucking not Grin

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AgentZigzag · 24/05/2013 23:12

Aye, nowt like a good swear.

I just presume they've come over from the glittery NM side and feel a bit naughty doing it in public.

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ageofgrandillusion · 24/05/2013 23:12

I heard somebody say "drat" recently. But retro.

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AudrinaAdare · 24/05/2013 23:12

YANBU, but how do you smite them?

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MrsVamos · 24/05/2013 23:12

I completely concur, Salmo.

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FunnysInLaJardin · 24/05/2013 23:12

smite smite and thrice smite. YANBU, call a twat a twat in my book

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LineRunner · 24/05/2013 23:12

Is it to lay waste, in a biblical sense but not quite in that biblical sense?

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Salmotrutta · 24/05/2013 23:12

"Crikey".

WTAF??

Hmm

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ageofgrandillusion · 24/05/2013 23:12

Bit. Bollocks.

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Pigsmummy · 24/05/2013 23:13

"smite" wtf

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LineRunner · 24/05/2013 23:13

Crikey is my best word. So fuck you.

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FunnysInLaJardin · 24/05/2013 23:13

are there folk here saying sugar then? A woman I used to work with used to say 'oh yabba dabba do' as a swear word. I mean FFS, really?

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Salmotrutta · 24/05/2013 23:13

Smite.

A tucking good word IMHO.

And very underused.

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stopfightingandtidyupthismess · 24/05/2013 23:13

Bollocks. One of my favourite words. How to sum up a day, activity or anything else thats gone wrong in one go!

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FunnysInLaJardin · 24/05/2013 23:13

Crikes is quite good

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 24/05/2013 23:13

yabu i dont like swearing and wont change just to please you

Hmm

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GeorgianMumto5 · 24/05/2013 23:13

Yabu because you used the word smite and that made me laugh.

Yanbu because I work with children and, 'Fucksake! Sit down and listen!' is frowned upon. Creative non-swearing is the way forward.

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MrsVamos · 24/05/2013 23:14

Drat ? Is that a new rapper or someone ?

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gordyslovesheep · 24/05/2013 23:14

yes - smite them - the fucking wank monkeys

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coffeeinbed · 24/05/2013 23:14

People say sugar.
And fudge

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Salmotrutta · 24/05/2013 23:15

tucking????

WTF - I meant fucking.

Bastard autocorrect.

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FunnysInLaJardin · 24/05/2013 23:15

arses is my personal fave. Or arse biscuits

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GeorgianMumto5 · 24/05/2013 23:15

Oh sod - I got my Yabu and Yanbu muddled up.

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