PepsiCoco
Sat 05-Jan-13 00:44:10
Been with DP just over 12 months, we only ever have sex in the missionary position. I have tried to instigate other things but he somehow manages to veto them.
Normally I sleep in his arms but last night I wanted more space and turned over to sleep. DP snuggled in to the back of me and used this as a perfect opportunity to take control and put DPs thing in from behind. It wasn't going particularly well but DP didn't move away. But just as it seemed to be getting in the right place DC woke up and needed tending to.
When I returned, DP got on top as usual and said "this is better, that other way was unnatural" 
OldMacEIEIO
Sat 05-Jan-13 22:59:05
Tell him that Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter liked to do the missionary position but that real men do it doggy style.
Just make sure he takes you to a street where you are not well known
AnyFucker
Sat 05-Jan-13 23:00:51
OldMac..is that meant to be helpful ?
gimmecakeandcandy
Sat 05-Jan-13 23:03:19
You need to have a really frank and honest discussion about this. Don't lie - be totally honest or you will be miserable.
OldMacEIEIO
Sat 05-Jan-13 23:03:58
no. I'm not sure how to help with this one. So I though a little joke might be in order
many a true word is spoken in jest you know
OldMacEIEIO
Sat 05-Jan-13 23:09:20
oh dear..
look, if you are having communication problems, why not try a little humour
hows that AF ?
AnyFucker
Sat 05-Jan-13 23:13:13
I expect it depends on if you think JS and GG are appropriate subjects for injecting humour into one's own sex life
me ? not so much....
Is it your birthday soon (it's valentine's soon!). Tell him you want it doggy style for your birthday.
Or, you know, just say, 'can we try this way, I don't want us to get stuck in a rut?'.
I think any discussion has to be done out of thr bedroom before you both get naked.
old- hilarious 
!
hows that funny?
Well, I had fab sec this evening anyway. We did it in at least four different positions oh and bumsex
sashh
Sun 06-Jan-13 08:07:53
Buy some porn.
Or if he can't cope with that then 'Game of Thrones' might give him some ideas.
Is he RC by any chance, or is it just his age. YOu said married for 20 years, single for 5 and 12 with you so 37 - if he got marries at 20 = 57.
At that age he would probably not have got any other message from films or literature.
Treat your self to a sex toy, something like an egg vibrator that doesn't look like a penis substitut and invite him to watch you use it, or use it when you are in the missionary position.
PepsiCoco
Sun 06-Jan-13 08:15:00
12 months not year. Good god imagine that!
PepsiCoco
Sun 06-Jan-13 08:16:24
I think from missionary to sex toy might be a little too much!
HenryCrun
Sun 06-Jan-13 09:19:54
You do need to have a frank chat, as 90% of men are probably better in bed than this guy. It sounds like he has some moral issue with anything other than missionary, which is a silly thing to believe, so do tackle(!) this with him before it gets out of hand.
DannyUK
Sun 06-Jan-13 09:22:56
If he enjoys kissing and cuddling, but always moves straight to sex, then try kissing and cuddling somewhere more public where he won't strip down straight away. (Cinema, perhaps?)
Zara1984
Sun 06-Jan-13 09:24:34
You need a frank chat with him - his attitude is seriously weird!
