What clothes would put you off a potential partner?

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Inspired by the ‘What three items would you never wear?’ thread in AIBU - is there an item or style of clothing that would put you off if you were looking at someone as a potential partner?

I've just walked past a man who was wearing a ‘If found, please return to the pub’ T-shirt. This and all similar variants (‘In case of emergency please insert beer’ with an arrow pointing upwards etc.) would kill any lust for me. I’m sure there would be people who think it horribly judgemental, but I just know this would be the type of man who’d enjoy prank shows, Unilad and ‘epic bantz’.

Anyone else?

Skinny jeans
Band t shirt

Red trousers

Tracksuits worn as ordinary clothing i.e. not for sport. Just no.

Baseball caps.

“Comedy” T-shirts.

Grey jogging bottoms
Socks and sandals
Vest tops

Chinos
Blazer
Deck shoes

Anything with a big brand name written across it.

Dh had an odd looking striped scarf.
Resting bitch face soon got rid!!
Rest of his stuff was nice...
Oh except the sandals.
As we met in winter, I waited til summer and binned those!!. Happy after that!!

Grey joggers and track suits in general, but grey joggers with a matching grey hoody makes anyone look like an overgrown baby.

Vests
Sports branding such as Adidas written across a tee

Polo shirt with the collar turned up, or anything related to football teams.

Tracksuits worn as ordinary clothing i.e. not for sport. Just no.
YES. ALLLLLLLLL of that.

I really hate the shorts/loafers with tassels thing.

Also, red trainers (with any outfit). Just, why???

Yy, red trousers - the preserve of mimsy wet-lipped twats.

Three Quarter length shorts.....with to without calf tattoo on show :(

Cheap clothes, ill fitting clothes, slogans, y fronts, crumpled or creased, neon, metallic or shiny/wet look.

I always thought that the jeans my last ex wore were very odd looking but I couldn’t put my finger as to why they looked so awful.

Funny enough near to when we were splitting up he let slip that he only wore boot cut jeans.

I nearly fell off my chair! Those hideous things are bad enough on women but a man wearing boot cut jeans! It made me hate him even more.

Trainers and any sports clothes (unless the person is engaged in sport at the time)
Those undersized jeans where the crotch is round the knees
T-shirt with supposedly hilarious slogan on it (unless I actually found it hilarious).

I love a band t-shirt, though!

Football shirts as casual wear.

3/4 length trousers with toggles
Vest tops
Football shirts with a beer belly!

Jogging bottoms/tracksuits, skinny jeans, pointy shoes and pretty much anything that makes him look like A Dedicated Follower of Fashion. I'm not into men who look like they're trying too hard, reeking of aftershave and primped and preened to within an inch of their lives!

Smart shoes with jeans
Full kit wanker
Stone island

SO MANY THINGS
super skinny jeans
Polo shirts with the collar turned up
Football shirts (if not playing football)
Tacky slogan t shirts
Trousers that hang down past their bum
Tracksuits
Those harem trousers where the crotch is by their knees/ankles
White/beige trousers
And so on and so forth

pointy shoes
zip-up cardigan
sheepskin coat
big bunch of keys on some sort of chain attached to trousers
owning a coin purse

Double denim
Dungarees

Squadgy short legs in Brits abroad shorts and Toms on their feet.

Estate agent shoes.

Also, those 3/4 length shorts things

Good God. None of the above would I care about!