Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

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Fairy tale of –New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There’s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I’m logged on
I may neglect my son
I’ve started to suspect
I’m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here…

They’ve got threads that take off
They’ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I’d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We’re vipers
We’re swearers
You’d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You’re a knob
You’re a grunt
You’re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I’m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you’re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

I’m just a knackered Mum
I’m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

FBworry Sat 29-Dec-12 10:56:44

Excellent op!

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 15:51:28

grin

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 28-Dec-12 10:37:27

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH
<puts gin down and goes to bed>

And we luffs you all too most of the time

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 01:15:54

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH
<puts gin down and goes to bed>

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 01:11:02

<bows> merry Xmas everyone! Especially OP xxx

MerryLindor Thu 27-Dec-12 21:09:21

Ooooh. Just discovered this and think it is brilliant.

Bumping for those who haven't been on MN over Xmas

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:13:55

Oh HQ, OH HQ how talented is Olivia!
she sang a song for baby State
So she didnt have to call her Jesus
Oh have heart, it christmas

You can be god, we know you can
Oh vat of gin, oh vat of gin
Just for you Olivia

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:05:45

Oops sorry for double post blush

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:05:02

grin Merry Christmas Olivia MWAH!

So, are you going to be our angel?

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:02:28

grin Merry Christmas Olivia MWAH!

So, are you going to be our angel?

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 24-Dec-12 22:59:29

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Olivia would make a brilliant angel Gabriel but its a bit of a step down from being GOD at MNHQ wink

grin
If only.

notreadyforchristmas Mon 24-Dec-12 22:53:03

Brilliant grin

blondietinsellyminx Mon 24-Dec-12 22:50:04

These are brilliant grin grin grin

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 22:42:44

<bows>
<behaves self>
Olivia smells like roses obvs I know she's been raiding the tin
Olivia would make a brilliant angel Gabriel but its a bit of a step down from being GOD at MNHQ wink

DizzyHoneyBee Mon 24-Dec-12 22:36:47

love the original, part of it seems to have been written especially for my ex and part of yours suits him even better smile

Genius...

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Mon 24-Dec-12 22:28:10

Olivia! Shaky's sorry, we'll make her behave. We're doing our Puddle nativity and since you sang for the Messiah, we want you as the Angel Gabriel.

Oh Come all ye posters - shakeysings love it.

Jingle bells HQ smells.

I'm HOWLING here grin

<disclaimer: I do not believe HQ smells, unless the said smell is of gin and biscuits>

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 24-Dec-12 22:23:32

Ahem

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 22:23:03

Hey pickles! How are you? <waves>
How's baby?

Pickles77 Mon 24-Dec-12 22:15:19

Amazing!!

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 22:13:21

O come all you posters
Lets all have a bunfight
O come yea, o come yea and grab your buns
Chuck em at trolls, atrocious cunts and arseholes

O come and throw your buns
O come an throw your buns
O come and throw your buuuuuuuuns
Chrisssssst I'm pissed!

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 22:05:21

grin
Sorry MNHQ, I don't mean it, I luffs you, you don't really smell much
Merry Christmas!

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 22:03:24

Jingle bells
HQ smells
Please don't delete me
I will be a good girl now
And stop being norty

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 21:59:14

Once in royal mumsnet city
Stood a lowly parking thread,
Out came all the angry posters
Slashing tyres and scraping cars
Jesus Christ!
It's just a car
Keep hair on
And you'll go far!

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