Fairy tale of ?New York-- Mumsnet
It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There?s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.
So often I?m logged on
I may neglect my son
I?ve started to suspect
I?m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here?
They?ve got threads that take off
They?ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I?d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright
We?re vipers
We?re swearers
You?d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU
And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.
You?re a knob
You?re a grunt
You?re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I?m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you?re so PO
And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.
I?m just a knackered Mum
I?m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.
And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.
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Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet
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