Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

(141 Posts)

Fairy tale of –New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There’s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I’m logged on
I may neglect my son
I’ve started to suspect
I’m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here…

They’ve got threads that take off
They’ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I’d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We’re vipers
We’re swearers
You’d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You’re a knob
You’re a grunt
You’re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I’m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you’re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

I’m just a knackered Mum
I’m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:05:02

grin Merry Christmas Olivia MWAH!

So, are you going to be our angel?

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:05:45

Oops sorry for double post blush

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 24-Dec-12 23:13:55

Oh HQ, OH HQ how talented is Olivia!
she sang a song for baby State
So she didnt have to call her Jesus
Oh have heart, it christmas

You can be god, we know you can
Oh vat of gin, oh vat of gin
Just for you Olivia

MerryLindor Thu 27-Dec-12 21:09:21

Ooooh. Just discovered this and think it is brilliant.

Bumping for those who haven't been on MN over Xmas

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 01:11:02

<bows> merry Xmas everyone! Especially OP xxx

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 01:15:54

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH
<puts gin down and goes to bed>

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 28-Dec-12 10:37:27

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH
<puts gin down and goes to bed>

And we luffs you all too most of the time

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Fri 28-Dec-12 15:51:28

grin

FBworry Sat 29-Dec-12 10:56:44

Excellent op!

ChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 19-Dec-14 11:29:49

Bump bump festive bump!

Suddenly remember this last night! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

RabbitsarenotHares Fri 19-Dec-14 11:35:25

Merry Christmas to you too, Kate, and everyone at MNHQ!

zippyandbungle Fri 19-Dec-14 11:38:36

Fabulous Merry Mumsnet Christmas.

Misty9 Fri 19-Dec-14 21:25:02

Love it! grin

lavenderhoney Fri 19-Dec-14 21:29:02

Can you not all sing it round the poncetastic tree at MNHQ ( I assume you have a poncetastic tree???? and put it on YouTube? And twitter itsmile

Degustibusnonestdisputandem Sat 20-Dec-14 08:25:43

That is brilliant!! grin

Felyne Sat 20-Dec-14 11:07:28

This is excellent.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now