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[MmeLindt]

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

[earwicga]

The republican force is gaining strength as you pop corn!

[AnyFucker]

I put myself forward as Minister for straight talking

[MmeLindt]

What about Minster for Style with Substance?
Mrs Badger, or Cyb?

And Minister for Weightloss must go to iPodge.

[ilythia]

I want to be a minister, but all I can offer is the Minister for Half Arsed Work.
Something in the Treasury then?

[BecauseImWorthIt]

I think lumping chocolate with wine is a bit greedy, MmeLindt.

You take chocolate and I'll take wine.

[ilythia]

yy to all suggestions btw

I think you need more than one style minister, it could be a problem otherwise.
Maybe divide the Dept into subministers, like one for shoes, one for coats, and one for trousers?

[BitOfFun]

I have to be Minister for Fun. Unless we are humourless feminists?

[AnyFucker]

no, no

no humourless feminists here

[AnyFucker]

rhad...tell me that again

who were you before the name change ?

[SixtyFootDoll]

I'll do 'nails'

[ilythia]

SGM, perfect. Woudl you need to see/approve all babies names before they are registered or would there be an approved list (with spellings, natch)

[Ormirian]

We need a Minister for Home Truths (for ensuring that everyone is able to Get A Grip). And an Under Secretary FFS.

[MmeLindt]

Ok. I will give up half of my ministry, but then SGM has to give up Education and Popcorn.

Ministry of Naming is good.

And yes, to humourful feminists.

[mwsarah]

Minister for Supermarket Snobbery.

Minister for Tory Hatred.

[AnyFucker]

oh thanks rhad, am with you now

name changers just confuse me

< is easily confused >

[ilythia]

Minister for Pirate Sex

Minister for Biscuits (sorry, but had to be done, they definately need their own Ministry, maybe by the Tunnocks factory)

[ilythia]

Is the Under Secretary FFS in teh Dept of

[ilythia]

In fact, each MInisterial Dept needs it's own logo.

Dept for wine/chocolate

Treasury

[LadyBiscuit]

Can I be in charge of fags and general impropriety?

SGM - I so did not understand the reference to summer castles and still don't but glad to 'see' you again