Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

Impressive linguistic skills four

Courtesy of Google Translate?

Thanks four.
I am old. This food doesn't excite me at all

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Hate fennel!

Thanks, four.

Ellie looks crushed at the small criticism.

Ellie/y thinks it's wank!

£365! So by Norwegian standards it's like Macky ds?
Big? Fucking hell.
Cmon gaz lad. He's embraced the wankery for sure.

Ayine else here yet?

Great - loads of us!

So Medusa Hair plus clams wins the day!

Yay wee gee!

Who is topknot boyo ? Did I miss something ?

My word - that is a very glamorous lady chef - I would have been sweating like a horse.

Right I am over here full time now

Fermented bleurgh.

Jesus wept! They eat anything there, don't they?

Rotted trout? Have they never heard of a fridge?

Jesus wept. Cold dill soup and rotten fish. That's like a punishment menu.

My god what wankery this is with the tweezer shit

He's not really selling this food to me. "Left for months and months till it basically rots."

Elly and Gary are streets ahead of Matt. So he'll probably win.

I think Ellie's face belies her words.

I thought she was going to be sick

I'm new to this thread. But avid Masterchef watcher.

REINDEER HEART?!

I thought that too slaughter

Grated reindeer heart. VOMIT.

Oh God NOOOOOO!

What are they THINKING?

Apparently so Slaughter. Boakitty boak.