X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 18:59:40

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

<scares self>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:03:23

More spoilers <bounces>

Babyshits singing Westshoite <GIT your bingo dabbers HEYAH>, hopefully on stools. Also the Beneath Your Beautiful song, that worries me grammatically.

Pinhead doing One by U2 (could you BE any more angsty? No? As you were then) and - get this for a blatant votes grabber - The Power Of Love. He won't be able to pull off the breathy version, but I imagine he can drag it out into a dirge very well.

Chowmein doing a Whitney song and 'At Last'. Cos that's the law.

Katiekitty Sat 01-Dec-12 19:07:25

Evening all

I cannae wait for the fun to start!

BOFingSanta Sat 01-Dec-12 19:08:40

Hurrah! The bitchfest begins...

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:09:53

I have WINE. I never have wine. So I may make less sense than usual
Cannot blame that for my woeful typing tho. That always happens, wine or no.

Imagine NanFucker singing 'You raise me up'. Prolly to his Nan.

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 01-Dec-12 19:12:29

I have cheese, crackers and branston pickle for snacking opportunities. I cannot be arsed to cook anything sensible.

I have Bacardi and tropical fruit juice as liquid refreshment. By the looks of those song spoilers, I'm going to need it.

MsElleTow Sat 01-Dec-12 19:13:31

Evening all! I nearly had a catasorphe! DH doesn't like the X Factor so I have to watch it upstairs, welll my bloody tele broke right in the middle of I'm a S'leb last night! DH took pity on my poorly bones and took me to Currys, bought me a nice shiny new tele and put it up on the wall this afternoon ready for the XFactor tonight!

I did read that Gary will have to duet with Nanfucker if he gets through to the final, because no-one 'cool' wants to sing with him!grin

FrothyDragon Sat 01-Dec-12 19:13:54

Please don't pick on pinhead. I'm a little in wuv with him...

<fans self>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:14:40

The interwebs say that Pinhead is Twattering up a storm, trying to get the Scottish vote. Has anyone noticed?

I should have saved my wine for Dullisa's singing, innit? I only have it cos we've put the tree up.

BOFingSanta Sat 01-Dec-12 19:16:13

That is dedication to the thread, MsElle grin

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 01-Dec-12 19:16:37

Arf at Gary being the only one who'll duet with Nanfucker!

Maybe they could do a Wham-style tune?

I'm your nan, perhaps?

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 01-Dec-12 19:17:29

Sue - are you going to match Shits drink for drink?

<worries a bit>

FrothyDragon Sat 01-Dec-12 19:17:34

I've left my wine at home. stuck round sister's.waiting for dinner! it's due to be served at 5...

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:17:53

Don't let your Nan go down on me?

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 01-Dec-12 19:18:07

Oohh - spooky, "I'm your man" just appeared on Take Me Out.

Tis a sign from the telly gods.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:18:43

<hic>

s'like coco pops, innit. And also COCK. SHAMAZING COCK.

<falls off chair>

BOFingSanta Sat 01-Dec-12 19:21:16

I was thinking of that one too, Sue. "I Won't Let My Son Go Down On Me (But My Grandson Does)".

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 01-Dec-12 19:21:27

'Ello!
Are they doing their audition songs?
I LOVE Josh Grogranangry. How dare the fuckmeister sing one of his....

I have curry,I have vodka...dh is packed off on a works do.

I love Jl adverts- I worked there long enough- and I dolove this year's advert.But I wish theyhadn't used that version of one of my favourite songs. It grates,because that will end up being played every year,instead of the originalsad

and 'At Last' should be banned. Along with Adele.

The babyshits have been reportedly saying they will go this week. They probably will. The final is going to be painfulgrin

I need a drink. We put the tree up today. I am hoarse from yelling. grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:25:02

I do not love his muzak but I love him very much, ever since he hosted Buzzcocks and was ver' funny.

Bookies say Babyshits out too.

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sat 01-Dec-12 19:25:42

The Scottish vote???
Why's he picking on us?

I has skittles, and Dr Pepper (not drinking til Christmas)
Nanfucker has to go, surely?
I hope James doesn't kill Power of Love. Is he doing Frankie Goes to Hollywood or the other "I'm your lady" version? hmm

BOFingSanta Sat 01-Dec-12 19:26:39

He was great on Buzzcocks, wasn't he? Almost as good as the great Sir Terry Trousermeister himself.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 01-Dec-12 19:28:44

Sue- he was aces on Buzzcocks. I cry when I watch Polar Express'blush
'Believe' people!!

MsElleTow Sat 01-Dec-12 19:28:51

I only have Tramadol, as normal!

I can't even have wine or dark chocolate any more without getting a flipping migraine!sad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 19:29:15

I LOVED Sir Terry of Cock on Buzzcocks too.
I love Buzzcocks, in fact. You know when you so get the humour, you think 'they should be my friends and we could be BFF'? Like a sad twat? That's me watching Buzzcocks.

Apart from when Paloma Faith is on.

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