X Factor First live show................ .......

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LottieJenkins Sat 06-Oct-12 20:01:15

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

jessiegee Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:39

Found his balls!!!!! Wtf

nancy75 Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:35

Chow mein reminds me of the weird squeaky voice bloke from the police academy films

HaveALittleFaith Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:32

The while thing was rubbish

He found his balls....and squeezed them right to hit the high notes!

Not impressed with any of them!!!

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:17

'in the moment'

fuck off

MummysHappyPills Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:09

How did he get his hairline so square?!

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:09

They're all lost for words a lot, for people who are paid to have a fecking opinion about this shit. Nobody's paying me and I have LOADS to say.

Jux Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:03

Thank you for keeping me posted, alma. Does that keep me on point?

almapudden Sat 06-Oct-12 22:16:02

His speaking voice reminds me of Michael Jackson.

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:59

agree with Barry.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:56

Ahem - a smorgasbord of shite...

AViewfromtheFridge Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:52

Why does he have a Lego man hairline?

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:48

Back with the Gospel Choir dressed as Milk Tray men.

dRaacula the word you are looking for is tedious.

I want him to do the Asda back pocket coin slap.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:47

He was approached to do X Factor after the producers saw his videos of him singing on YouTube.

HaveALittleFaith Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:40

Arf grin drac

radiohelen Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:37

He started off alright - then wandered off into fucksville

Out of CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

As if its not bad enough to kill a queen song they then had to murder a John Lennon song surely there are better singers in the uk.

shittingit Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:27

It was a shower of shite!

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:08

Oh no- if they have un-done his top button this week- by the final he will be NAKEDshock

CuriousMama Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:07

hang on, he was still singing too when he took his mic away right then!

HaveALittleFaith Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:03

Oh no, it's too much, far, far too much. The beauty of that song is in its simplicity!

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 06-Oct-12 22:15:03

Are his nuts in a vice? Jooooiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeen us?

radiohelen Sat 06-Oct-12 22:14:57

cue - Gospel choir....

jessiegee Sat 06-Oct-12 22:14:57

Ooooh Jermaine warble warble warble

Confuseddd Sat 06-Oct-12 22:14:52

He's out of tune. Scary in fact

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