What funny stories have your DCs told you? Tell Kinder Surprise for a chance to win a £250 voucher! NOW CLOSED

[MichelleMumsnet]

The lovely people at Kinder Surprise want to hear about the funny and imaginative stories your DC have told you.

Here’s what they say, “we know kids have the most amazing imaginations and love hearing what they come out with!”

So whether it's a silly incident they've relayed, a comically garbled story they've told you at home-time, or a imaginative retelling of an incident which may not have happened quite how they describe it we’d love to hear your DCs’ stories!

Everyone who posts their DCs’ stories on this thread will be entered into a prize draw where one lucky Mumsnetter will win a £250 Love2Shop voucher!

Thanks and good luck,
MNHQ

[CMOTDibbler]

We were very surprised to read ds's 'what I did on my holidays' piece on the wall in his classroom. Apparently we'd driven to France, with our dog and his cousin to go camping. We hadn't been to France (or anywhere abroad), had no dog, and his cousins were all at least 12 years older than pictured...

[Fizzyplonk]

DS tells me he doesn't need a coat as he's 'a master of the cold'.
When he was younger we had endless tales of 'Farmer john' and his tractor getting stuck in mud.
Now he tells tales of tracking mythical creatures and setting traps for them.

[Donthate]

At my sons first parents evening last week his Reception teacher kept glancing at my stomach. At the end of our appointment she said that my ds has drawn a picture of me and when she asked him about it he said "it's a picture of my mummy and her big tummy. It's big because she has a baby in it. Actually I think there are two babies in it because it is so big. Ones a boy and he's going to be called David and the other one is a girl and Mummy wants to call her Penny but Daddy wants to call her Peppa". I'm not pregnant!

[RedCherry]

My son was about 3 when he woke up in a really good mood. He told me when he was asleep he'd met Spider-Man and given him a hug. He must have dreamt about his favourite character. Was really cute.

[ChristmasName]

i get stories that daddy hasn't fed him/not payed with him whilst i've been out

[MakeTeaNotWar]

DD (4) knows she was a water-birth. She now tells a highly-embellished version of this story about how she swam into this world accompanied by dolphins and mermaids, through pounding waves and glittery starfish and shiny seaweed!

[glenka]

They said " the world would be a much nicer place if we didn't have to eat vegetables "

[janeyf1]

My DC likes role playing games - she especially likes pretending to be a nurse. She tells me I am lo lay down so that she can do an operation to remove a bone! A bit too realistic for my liking

[imustbemadme]

My youngest made up a story about a dog that thought it was a duck and went on adventures around a farm until eventually he wanted to be a dog again. It was so good we made it into a book that you can still buy on Amazon !!

[GlitterTwinkleToes]

DB went and told his class teacher that nanna had got eaten by a shark at the weekend, had to go to hospital where the doctors cut out her stomach and chopped off one of her fingers bit different to her falling down the stairs and breaking two of her fingers.

Kids, gotta love 'em

[GREATAUNT1]

My great niece was told off for putting a crayon in her mouth. Her sister asked her Dad ''If you ate a whole one would it fill you up''.

[glenthebattleostrich]

A child I mind came home from school and told me the teacher was dead. (She wasn't, just off sick). When said teacher came back to work the child told me she got better from her dead and was going to work a bit longer.

[alsproject]

My 4 year old son keeps telling his friends that I blew up the car after I got a flat while we went into town

[gamerwidow]

My dd is always telling me about things that have happened at school and loves to talk about if anyone has been naughty. I suspect her descriptions of the events are somewhat exaggerated but they do make me laugh.

[maryandbuzz1]

My sons best story was that his grandad had found a chest of treasure in the back garden. I WISH!!! His grandad did use a metal detector for treasure hunting but his only treasure was ring pulls from drinks cans.

[kadiekaismummi]

I visited my dear aunt Bet who was terminally ill in hospital, I came home & spoke with my husband telling him how ill she was & was only expected to last a few days, not knowing my 10 year old daughter Tayla had over heard the conversation she presented me with a hand made card she had made asking me to take it to aunt Bet the following day to make her feel better, I opened the card inside it read, To dear aunt Bet, I hope you enjoy your last few days, lots of love from Tayla, I couldnt stop laughing at the card & of course I didnt give it to my aunt bet, I actually still have it tucked away 8 years later has it was such a classic

[lizd31]

My nephew was in the bath & started yelling loudly 'my toe's dropped off, my toe's dropped off!' we all went running to the bathroom to find 10 perfect toes, we figured out he just had cramp or something as he said he couldn't feel it but he scared us all to death in the process

[clarejw24]

My daughter wrote a story a school aged 7 about what happened at Christmas. It described Mummy's present from Daddy as knickers, which where a small triangle and two small pieces of string. We died of embarrassment at parent's evening.

[Cailin7]

All my DCs used to make up stories for their school sentences homework and other school essays. Parents night was always very informative! We moved house several times in one year, apparently, and went to Canada in the summer, I wish.

[amaradnas]

When asked what daddy does for a living, my little one said she told the class 'He's a space man. He wears a special suit, works in a place where he can't open a window and he is very high up! I had, in fact, told her when asked the day before that daddy is an office man, he wears a smart suit, works in a tall building where there's air conditioning and he holds a senior position.

[SantasFavouriteHo]

We recently went on a trip to the sealife centre in blackpool on the trains with DS1 who was insistent the whole time we were there that theres only aquariums in London and thats actually where we'd gone for the day! Pretty big trek for us to go to London just for one day, we're quite oop north!

[eloisemummy]

my eldest daughter when she was younger came home with a slight cut on her lip, when i asked how she had done it, she said the teacher had slapped her round the face!!! yes!! shock horror!! i was absolutely fuming till she told me that it never happened, she was just kidding and she had cut it on something. it's a good job she told me the truth cause i was gonna go straight up to school :/

[Nico78]

My children were off school sick at the same time as my sisters children (they all went to the same school) imagine my surprise when having returned to school I got summonsed to the head teachers office and asked why I had taken unauthorised holiday in term time... It turned out that when asked if he was better my middle son (6yrs old at the time) had told his teacher that he wasn't ill, and that we had all, my sisters children included, been to India on holiday!! He went on to describe where we had been and what he had seen! Talk about imagination lol

[maisiesnan]

My sister and I having a cuppa and a catch up when I noticed my son( aged two and a half ) wasn't in eyesight so I called him and asked him what he was doing... " mummy me just fooking" Well we both looked at each other and practically shouted WHAT!! His little head popped up from behind the sofa " mummy me just fooking at mine New shoes" That's a day I will never forget!!

[sharond101]

My DS is just over two and a half and into the imaginative play big time. He told me the other day that seal and Buster (two cuddly toys) were having tea with Peppa and George so I shouldn't disturb them or make any noise. He then went over and told Peppa "Mummy is in a castle and has a baby in her tummy which is a Princess so we need to be really good today and we might get cupcakes with our tea." Daddy got a run down version of the tea party when he came home later on and it sounded nothing like what actually happened.