i promise to be good IF

[cod]

we can have a houskeeping topic



i can stay coralled in there and not bother the card makers ( alwasy very good natured)
the mogglers( ditto)
adn G and t
promise I will occupy myself with bicarb and smelly wahign machines

[CountessDracula]

god you are a saddo

[cod]

please
pleas justine

[cod]

i will get you all assessing merits of scneted ironign water and other burnign issues

[AllieBongo]

how do you get rid of the smell in my washing machine?

[Enid]

best way to clean marmoleum floor please

[NotAnOtter]

can we have older mums topic? please ...promise not to get told off again!

[cod]

what woudl the enrty point me for old mums?

[cod]

40?
think thats older
do you have to be 40 on conception?
hmm thinkt he rules may be tricky

[NotAnOtter]

late 30's no youngsters aloud - show your wrinkles and Rio album to be aloud on

[Enid]

@ being coralled in old mums topic

[NotAnOtter]

dear me at spelling...babies crying darn thing putting me off my mumsnet

[cod]

aha! there coudl be an enrty test!

no want to be caorlled in cleaning

[Cappucino]

there was some talk when we suggested the environment thread of the two being combined

I thought at the time it was a good idea: at least it would keep out the feckers who bleached their entire house and snorted at people who didn't use fabric conditioner

I too would like to hang out in a housekeeping thread; I could contribute to it's sense of serenity and order with a drop of the sweet orange oil I use when mopping my wooden floors

[NotAnOtter]

we must embrace our middling years........

[cod]

oh no capp thatd be me gone

[Enid]

housekeeping makes sense

[Cappucino]

though I also wouldn't mind if it was combined with the environment one so that I wouldn't get lost on the way between them and end up joining in threads I don't actually have time for

[cod]

or old mums who clean a lot adn dont hot house kids on ORT shcemes?

arf MUST GO!!!!

[Enid]

i try and be green then freak out and bleach everything

[WelshBoris]

if you post on the housekeeping topic youre automatically entered into the older mums topic


yawn yawn yawn

[Cappucino]

cod! no!

put the bleach down now and back away. please. I'll stay here to talk you down as long as you need it

you don't have to do this

[NotAnOtter]

i do bloody love cleaning ! Waitrose bleach is watery dontcha think cod....Sainsburys much better!

[Blu]

Ahem - I am an older Mum and would be all at sea in a housekeeping topic!

Keep your stereotyped prejudices to yourself, young Boris!

[Marina]

Well, we will need an Elderly Primigravida Slattern's subsection too then won't we Blu A sort of Dust Bunny Wildlife Park

[WelshBoris]

??? Youre old and you like cleaning?? Im shocked