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Where'd the thread go?

(90 Posts)
CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 06-Oct-13 17:11:39

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

CogitoErgoSometimes Mon 07-Oct-13 11:33:39

To quote Monty Python (and does that out me or what?) 'this is all getting very silly...'

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:33:59

<twirls at my name change>

Oh yes boys i suck everything wink

LittleMissGerardLouiseButler Mon 07-Oct-13 11:34:03

I notice that nothing was denied by MNHQ? grin

LeGavrOrf Mon 07-Oct-13 11:34:37

Haha Justin slugger Roberts.

And Carl, Hank, Rowan (BOYS name) Oliver.

No flies on US

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:35:42

Cog, and yet, no-one expects the spanish inquisition!

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 07-Oct-13 11:38:13

Knew I should have shaved this morning...

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:40:19

Do any of you have wives with a suitable dish drying rack?

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:43:00

Booster, mine has a rack that she wear on her back, so that she can carry on working while the dishes dry. It's a sort of rucksack and even better, she can wear the baby in a sling on her front. Around her stomach though, I demand access to my breasts 24/7.

It's only right...

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:49:31

I hear you bro.

Perhaps its time to invest in a pair of these bad boys for your special little lady

fashion and functionality

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:54:26

wow! She could wear those while she's dancing for me....

TheVermiciousKnid Mon 07-Oct-13 12:29:47

Now, I think the few real women on this thread should leave now and do something useful and appropriate, like clean behind the fridge.

<adjusts beard>

GuybrushThreepwoodMP Mon 07-Oct-13 14:23:42

KateSMumsnet has got a willy <sniggers behind beard>

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 14:30:05

Would you like to borrow my ball cleaner KateSMumsnet

<innocent face>

Foaming

<snarf> @ "the natural tack of the ball"

V good, Booster grin

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 14:39:59

"this ball cleaner does not affect the intrinsic, hook, length or back-end of the ball"

Thank the lord grin

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