Archers - who wants to kill Helen?

[seeker]

Form an orderly queue...........

[duckyfuzz]

[Ingles2]

jostles some with ducky

[onlyjoinedforoffers]

ha ha i thought something along thse lines today she is just so annoying i just wish Anette would shout I SHAGGED LEON

[unavailable]

Oh, yes - I'm joining the queue. While I'm there, can I take out Pat and Peggy too.

[deepdarkwood]

[onlyjoinedforoffers]

i dont really like anyone in the Archers but im addicted

[DuffyMoon]

Susan too please...... Its a village shop - you are not the chair of M and S, you are replaceable

[deepdarkwood]

And Ruth, naturally.
Why are the women so much more annoying than the blokes, I wonder?

[moodlum]

1. Helen
2. Annette
3. Susan (in fact she might go to the top)
4. Cathy
5. Perhaps Mike's new wife (have forgotten her name)

I cannot wait for the moment Annette blurts it all out.

[Pancakeflipper]

Joining the queue with a big stick to knock that fffing halo off.

Come on a script writers give Helen some fun.

[Pancakeflipper]

And add Pip ( Ruth & David's voice grating daughter) to the list.

[LadyBiscuit]

Yeah I'd definitely go with moodlum's list and add whiny pop to the queue. Can we line them all up by the lake at Lower Loxley and shoot them in an orderly fashion.

Ooh by the way I went to the London Transport Museum the other weekend and the actor who plays Nigel was doing the VOs in the 19c trains. Most disturbing

[LadyBiscuit]

whiny pop? Pip even!

[chegirlsgotheartburn]

They all whine like blocked hoovers.

I have been listening for years and am also addicted but feck they are annoying.

They are so bloody self sacrificing.

They have horrible selfish kids and cant see it.

Cant wait till next Sunday

[Lilymaid]

Don't forget to add Saint Shula the classic Archers hypocrite to the list. She's been quiet of late, but she'll be back!

[chegirlsgotheartburn]

Bloody Shula who left her church (with as much fuss and hand wringing as possible) because the Vicar dared to marry out of his faith

[LadyBiscuit]

Oh yes - I loathe Shula more than all the other Archers women put together. She is poisonous

[HerBeatitude]

What's the deal with pip's new boyf? My bet is that he is an older man and David and Ruth will be horrified

[LadyBiscuit]

I reckon he's got piercings and smokes mariJuana. And cigarettes. And pimps his ride

[zisforzebra]

I think Pip's new boyfriend will turn out to be much older.

I don't mind Ruth and Lynda and Susan are just funny but I can't wait for Helen to find out about Annette and Leon because she's been unbearable in the last few weeks.

I can't believe how hooked on the Archers I am actually!

[SpringHeeledJack]

me and dp both want to kill Helen and Annette

..perhaps we should do one each

[monkeysavingexpertdotcom]

Nooo, Helen is nice but has similar taste in men to Gail from Coronation Street. I just want her to meet someone who isn't a git. And why is it just the women you don't like? What about the whiny Grundy brother? And nice but dim Nigel? Agree about Susan, though.
Jolene and Vicky are great.

[PrincessFiorimonde]

All the children/teens on the Archers are annoying. Piping Pip's the worst 'cos she's in it a lot at the moment.

But did you hear Jamie and Josh the other day?

And Daniel!

Next up we will have Freddie and Lily with strangulated vowels (think one or other of the little blinkers has actually spoken already ...)

Annette just HAS to blurt it out to the sainted Helen sometime soon.

I love Clarrie. And Usha and Kathy are ok. Erm, that's it for Archers' women for me at present. Archers' men - well Joe, Eddie, Brian the Bastard and David are v good.

Tho' I still listen most days ...

[LadyBiscuit]

She is not nice! She's a sanctimonious old bat who is 28 going on 50. She's so boooooring! Honestly - what interests does she have? Cheese making. That's it. Yawn