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Archers - who wants to kill Helen?

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seeker Mon 01-Feb-10 21:02:26

Form an orderly queue...........

duckyfuzz Mon 01-Feb-10 21:06:30

<jostles into position>

Ingles2 Mon 01-Feb-10 21:07:43

jostles some with ducky

onlyjoinedforoffers Mon 01-Feb-10 21:23:25

ha ha i thought something along thse lines today she is just so annoying i just wish Anette would shout I SHAGGED LEON

unavailable Mon 01-Feb-10 21:30:08

Oh, yes - I'm joining the queue. While I'm there, can I take out Pat and Peggy too.

deepdarkwood Mon 01-Feb-10 21:34:12

<wavers between Helen queue and Annette queue>

onlyjoinedforoffers Mon 01-Feb-10 21:35:30

i dont really like anyone in the Archers but im addicted

DuffyMoon Mon 01-Feb-10 21:35:45

Susan too please...... Its a village shop - you are not the chair of M and S, you are replaceable

deepdarkwood Mon 01-Feb-10 21:38:28

And Ruth, naturally.
Why are the women so much more annoying than the blokes, I wonder?

moodlum Mon 01-Feb-10 21:39:50

1. Helen
2. Annette
3. Susan (in fact she might go to the top)
4. Cathy
5. Perhaps Mike's new wife (have forgotten her name)

I cannot wait for the moment Annette blurts it all out.

Pancakeflipper Mon 01-Feb-10 21:42:40

Joining the queue with a big stick to knock that fffing halo off.

Come on a script writers give Helen some fun.

Pancakeflipper Mon 01-Feb-10 21:43:57

And add Pip ( Ruth & David's voice grating daughter) to the list.

LadyBiscuit Mon 01-Feb-10 21:52:34

Yeah I'd definitely go with moodlum's list and add whiny pop to the queue. Can we line them all up by the lake at Lower Loxley and shoot them in an orderly fashion.

Ooh by the way I went to the London Transport Museum the other weekend and the actor who plays Nigel was doing the VOs in the 19c trains. Most disturbing

LadyBiscuit Mon 01-Feb-10 21:53:04

whiny pop? Pip even!

chegirlsgotheartburn Mon 01-Feb-10 22:46:58

They all whine like blocked hoovers.

I have been listening for years and am also addicted but feck they are annoying.

They are so bloody self sacrificing.

They have horrible selfish kids and cant see it.

Cant wait till next Sunday grin

Lilymaid Mon 01-Feb-10 22:51:35

Don't forget to add Saint Shula the classic Archers hypocrite to the list. She's been quiet of late, but she'll be back!

chegirlsgotheartburn Mon 01-Feb-10 22:53:25

Bloody Shula who left her church (with as much fuss and hand wringing as possible) because the Vicar dared to marry out of his faith <horror>

LadyBiscuit Mon 01-Feb-10 22:56:42

Oh yes - I loathe Shula more than all the other Archers women put together. She is poisonous

HerBeatitude Mon 01-Feb-10 22:58:19

What's the deal with pip's new boyf? My bet is that he is an older man and David and Ruth will be horrified

Jajas Mon 01-Feb-10 23:02:08

Ruth's voice goes to the top for me.

Shula hell yes she gets it too.

Jennifer drives me nuts.

Helen, I feel a bit sorry for and will feel even more sorry for her when Annette reveals all which she surely will..

I do love Lynda and Lillian though!

LadyBiscuit Mon 01-Feb-10 23:02:44

I reckon he's got piercings and smokes mariJuana. And cigarettes. And pimps his ride

zisforzebra Mon 01-Feb-10 23:11:08

I think Pip's new boyfriend will turn out to be much older.

I don't mind Ruth and Lynda and Susan are just funny but I can't wait for Helen to find out about Annette and Leon because she's been unbearable in the last few weeks.

I can't believe how hooked on the Archers I am actually!

SpringHeeledJack Mon 01-Feb-10 23:14:26

me and dp both want to kill Helen and Annette

..perhaps we should do one each

monkeysavingexpertdotcom Mon 01-Feb-10 23:16:08

Nooo, Helen is nice but has similar taste in men to Gail from Coronation Street. I just want her to meet someone who isn't a git. And why is it just the women you don't like? What about the whiny Grundy brother? And nice but dim Nigel? Agree about Susan, though.
Jolene and Vicky are great.

PrincessFiorimonde Mon 01-Feb-10 23:21:24

All the children/teens on the Archers are annoying. Piping Pip's the worst 'cos she's in it a lot at the moment.

But did you hear Jamie and Josh the other day?

And Daniel!

Next up we will have Freddie and Lily with strangulated vowels (think one or other of the little blinkers has actually spoken already ...)

Annette just HAS to blurt it out to the sainted Helen sometime soon.

I love Clarrie. And Usha <sp?> and Kathy are ok. Erm, that's it for Archers' women for me at present. Archers' men - well Joe, Eddie, Brian the Bastard and David are v good.

Tho' I still listen most days ...

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