I have millions. When DS2 is about to stick his hand down the loo/eat caterpillars, the song goes:
"Dirty and dangerous, dangerous and dirty;
If you carry on like this you won't live to see 30."
When I'm about to change his nappy, there's a haunting melody that carries the evocative lyric: "I'm gonna do your bum, I'm going do your buummm. I'm gonna do your bum bum bum, I'm gonna do that naughty bum."
After his bath, he endures enjoys the rousing song with moving lines like, "Fresh and clean, fresh and clean, fit to be seen on a magazine/by the Queen".
Is my poor son the only baby to be subjected daily to such outpourings of rubbish?
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Confess the lyrics of made-up songs you sing to your DC!
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BEAUTlFUL · 16/03/2009 23:46
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