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If mumsnetters were all Enid Blyton characters....

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welliemum · 06/03/2007 01:55

.... what would we post about?

Chat: My children have just been kidnapped again by international jewellery thieves. I do hope they are rescued in time for tea.

Behaviour/development: My daughter is athletic, assertive and extremely capable at everything she sets her hand to. I am so worried about her. How can I get her to wear a dress and simper like her darling cousin Anne?

Style: I have a super hat. It's blue with a bell on top. I'm thinking of teaming this with a red jumper and a yellow scarf, any thoughts?

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mamama · 06/03/2007 02:04

PMSL

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mamama · 06/03/2007 02:11
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Ivor · 06/03/2007 02:14

Don't forget the lashings of ginger ale

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Califrau · 06/03/2007 02:14

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AitchTwoOh · 06/03/2007 02:31

Is Fanny a suitable name for a young lady?

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Califrau · 06/03/2007 02:35

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welliemum · 06/03/2007 02:35

Fanny is a lovely name. You could shorten it to "Fanjo" as well.

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mamama · 06/03/2007 02:41

Parenting: What do you think of the name Dick?

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AitchTwoOh · 06/03/2007 02:50

Multiples: Am expecting twins. i want to call them Dick and Fanny but DH says no.

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Steppy1 · 06/03/2007 05:36

PMSL at this little lot...pelvic floor nearly gave way

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FillyjonkDOEStellherkidsoff · 06/03/2007 06:27
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welliemum · 06/03/2007 07:19

I overheard a mother saying "drat" to her toddler in the supermarket - should I have intervened?

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Blandmum · 06/03/2007 07:35

Chat Do you think Quentin in a poncetastic name?

In the news Group of children foils espionage ring again

AIBU To let my young children to go on hoilday in horse drawn caravans with no adult supervisation?

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Twiglett · 06/03/2007 07:38

That Enid Blyton .. gawd she's sixist .. I can't believe this thread even exists , I am ashamed to be a Mumsnetter ... her with her famous fives and super sevens .. sixes have feelings too you know and it would behove you all to remember that

























(what like that? )

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Blandmum · 06/03/2007 07:39

secret sevens!

Durrrrr!

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Twiglett · 06/03/2007 07:41
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WideWebWitch · 06/03/2007 07:56

I am sick of making home made lemonade and providing sodding ginger biscuits.

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WideWebWitch · 06/03/2007 07:57

Help! My children are stuck up little prigs! What can I do?

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redshoes · 06/03/2007 08:50

ROFL

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redshoes · 06/03/2007 08:51

Anyone seen any promo codes for Lacrosse sticks?

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ghosty · 06/03/2007 08:53

Health: My Fanny is feeling all queer. Should I take her to the Doctor?

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FluffyMummy123 · 06/03/2007 08:55

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