OK so we've given out jam, shower gel, Dysons and even pregnancy tests but now, as they say, for something completely different. We're looking for 20 mumsnetters (and their partners) to try the new Philips Sensual Massager - and we're not talking about back massage
. If you're not sure what a sensual massager is, it's probably best to click here before you go any further, or read what Philips say about the product:
"The new Philips Sensual Massager is designed specifically for couples and will take your sensual relationship together to new exciting levels. It is shaped to fit the contours of male and female erogenous zones meaning it can be used all over to arouse your sex senses. Made from tactile, smooth-to-the-touch material and ergonomically sculpted to fit the palm of the hand, the Philips Sensual Massager heightens the power of your partner's natural touch during foreplay and can also be used in the bath or shower, or with lubricants for even more sensation.
The new Sensual Massager is compact and instinctive to use, making it ideal for both first-time, and experienced, users of sex accessories. Elegant and discreet, in sumptuous purple in a streamlined pebble-like shape, it not only feels completely different to any other sex toy, it also looks different too."
Ok, so we're already a bit
and
but when Philips approached us we told them we were sure we could find a few mumsnetters willing to give this thing a whirl.
Philips are specifically looking for MNers who are in a sexual relationship, who would like to try a sex toy and who are happy to come back to Mumsnet and talk about how they got on (name changing is allowed!). Rest assured all data is confidential - your MN nickname will not be sent to Philips.
So, if you'd like to try the Sensual Massager and receive a goody pack worth £80 (a Massager worth £60 plus some lovely massage oils, worth around £20) please fill in the questions here
Thanks,
MNHQ
Feedback thread is here for all the testers!
gingernutlover - i emailed everyone who was selected, inc you. Can you email me then I can check i have the right one? ta: ann @ mums net .c om
gingernutlover
Sat 24-Oct-09 22:02:20
i got picked and collected mine from the sorting office today - think they knew what was in it since I got a strange comment
but, i never got an email at all - so not sure if i have to email a reviw or anything?
lou33
Wed 21-Oct-09 20:38:42
embarrassed is not in my vocab 
Thank goodness it arrived before the postal strike.
Thank you!
Was a bit embarrassed when I got back from dropping DD off this morning to see the postie at the doorstep with the big Philips bag. Considered saying 'oh great, my electric toothbrush has arrived'. But brazened it out.
lou33
Wed 21-Oct-09 17:29:25
i was too busy snatching it out of his hands to look at his face
NormaStanleyFletcher
Wed 21-Oct-09 17:26:37
I can neither confirm nor deny that any parcel I may have had was well selotaped up, nor whether postman commented on the strange packaging
mumofdj
Wed 21-Oct-09 17:02:53
Oh My Giddy Aunt
My postman blushed when he handed me my parcel 
I kid you not!!!
Night ladies 
tinateaspoon
Wed 21-Oct-09 15:27:26
I think the postman had a quick peep as he was rather jolly when he said "Here's your special delivery" 
lou33
Wed 21-Oct-09 13:29:25
i was just about to say the same 
AbricotsSecs
Wed 21-Oct-09 12:07:02
<backflips across thread in excitement>
'Tis charging right now! May not post much this evening 
dear testers - expect your delivery tomorrow 
SexyDomesticatedDad
Mon 19-Oct-09 13:30:32
- Mrs SDD may be quite surprised she did say she was thinking of getting an electric toothbrush recently 
NormaStanleyFletcher
Fri 16-Oct-09 21:29:03
I can neither confirm nor deny that I replied that we are still <<cough>> up for it
lou33
Fri 16-Oct-09 20:19:28
the email says at the end, that if anyone has changed their mind to let mnhq know and they will reallocate the massager, so you never know you may get lucky?
aristoBLACKcat
Fri 16-Oct-09 20:11:29
MNHQ do you need a first reserve ???
<<<<hopeful>>>>
4andnotout
Fri 16-Oct-09 20:11:23
Dp is acting a twat today so it's just as well that I wasn't picked as I wouldn't have shared with him 
aristoBLACKcat
Fri 16-Oct-09 20:10:24
i didn't get picked

no email.......am so disappointed
lou33
Fri 16-Oct-09 20:07:48

i dont know WHAT you mean hoochie!