The Mumsnet Degree

(109 Posts)

A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

Portofino Wed 23-Jun-10 12:37:10

Lentil Weaving

The Art of Profanity in a Thread Title

(Lecturer: Dr MamaG)

sethstarkaddersmum Wed 23-Jun-10 12:44:07

Self-righteousness

tortoiseonthehalfshell Wed 23-Jun-10 12:45:52

I actually don't know how to name change. I don't think I'd even be admitted to the degree, would I?

Can I offer an elective, which will be taken up by three people, two of whom will drop out once they realise it's still got assigned homework?

Posting In Other Time Zones: The Art and Science of Appearing Sober When Everyone Else Is Still At Breakfast.

KerryMumbles Wed 23-Jun-10 12:47:51

Penguins and Pants or...

how to dump a jerk and keep your knickers out of your son's gym bag.

lol @ tortoise

SOH - I thought Reality would be lecturing in namechanging and advanced use of spreadsheets? grin

What about; Flouncing: How To Get It Right

Mmm liking MamaG and the Art of Profanity.

Cod spotting is a basic skill though; What about; Cod: A Retrospective - is all her best work behind her? wink

grin MmeLindt <is she still posting on mn?>

and the cod spotting grin

as an optional course how to speak to one's dc about their father without choking on your own tongue

papworth Wed 23-Jun-10 13:12:53

How to say something nice about another child to it's mother when you can't stand either of them but your child is best friends with their child.

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle Wed 23-Jun-10 13:22:32

ff/bf and SAHM/WOHM great battles of our time

Flisspaps Wed 23-Jun-10 13:44:26

Dealing with PILs - a practical guide in assertiveness

Fuckwit avoidance for beginners

BelleDameSansMerci Wed 23-Jun-10 13:55:28

Cat's bum mouth and the appropriate use thereof...

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

dilemma456 Wed 23-Jun-10 14:01:29

Message withdrawn

honeydragon Wed 23-Jun-10 14:03:00

LostArtofKeepingASecret

Lego 101

You print the instructions off the lego website whilst mumsnetting and drinking beverage of choice.

Provide child with instructions
In response to request for help state

"Mummy took an age to sort those out, you get started please, while I catch up on the work I should have been doing..."

resume Mumsnet and beverage.

Class dismissed grin

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle Wed 23-Jun-10 14:17:19

poncification: why waitrose is soooo much better than asda.

followed by

seagull shoppers: the beauty of lidl.

BythewayItsStillMe Wed 23-Jun-10 14:29:22

HoneyDragon, I'm off to look for lego instructions now, I'm sure DS will need them in a couple of years soon. I can save myself even more time!

MmeLindt Wed 23-Jun-10 15:00:07

Procastination and Mumsnet

Might leave that course for later in the term though.

<snurk> at MmeLindt

itsonlyajob Wed 23-Jun-10 15:04:14

when to offer a biscuit

itsonlyajob Wed 23-Jun-10 15:06:15

The History of Mumsnet - with essays on moldies, classic threads and long time posters

EnglandAllenPoe Wed 23-Jun-10 20:10:16

Am I Being Unreasonable - introduction (for first years)

Am I Being Unreasonable (advanced) for more skilled hands...

EnglandAllenPoe Wed 23-Jun-10 20:25:23

and for airy-fairy types 'The History of Being Unreasonable'

Portofino Wed 23-Jun-10 22:00:21

Mumsnet Classics grin

Emoticons and how to use them to best effect [gin]

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