easterchickfordinner
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:24:19
oh can't wait for tigers update,hope she got pictures. 
I know it's like the icing on the cake
Brilliant!!! How about a reply to his last text of 'yes of course I am a real person but I take it you are not gay then?' could be fun??
Shine.. does he drive an M3/4 whatever they are called
YanknbeforetheCockcrows
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:28:10
I've got this mental image of a penguin at an Orange shop, trying to decide between the Dolphin and Canary plans. . .and demanding a waterproof phone...
YanknbeforetheCockcrows
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:29:18
I think Tiger wasn't going to do pics, but I have faith in her descriptive powers.
StrawberryWinders
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:30:34
Guess you won't be needing that overdraft then
"are you a real person?" priceless
YanknbeforetheCockcrows
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:31:15
The penguin would probably need a flippers-free kit too. . .
chickaleggjac
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:31:15
shiney you should change your number now
Biscuits4cheese
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:32:18
shineon were you in phone/text contact with tiger? What has she said?
Riallytoofattoflounce
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:33:58
lol @ penguin plan.
I can't keep up.
thanks screaming.
PMSL - I absolutely love it - way to go you
BitOfFunnyBunny
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:34:07
That was pure brilliance!
I so want him to see the thread at some point...can't you email him the "look into the burning eyes of the penguins and CHANGE YOUR WAYS" pic, pleeeeeease?!
ROFL
Hee hee hee, so glad he turned up
<whispers> but I do feel a tiny bit sorry for him too, waiting around in the rain and now driving himself mad trying to work out who it is. Have to keep reminding myself what a numpty he is.
soon2befamilyof4
Fri 10-Apr-09 16:36:31
Have only just seen this thread (well, the first one). WELL DONE! There are so many arseholes around!
I do wonder though if he never finds out who it is if he will learn from it?
Think it is brilliant though. Myself and my friend did something similar years ago when her boyfriend tried it on with me - I didnt know who he was to start with. (We were only like 16 lol). and she wanted to see how far he would take it and I arranged to meet him and he stood there like a twat for ages. Love it.
Flight - I can't believe you are feeling sorry for him. HE is the one in the wrong.
