The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

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EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 14:26:26

Come in! Sit down! Have a wine and the show will start soon!

MyDogShitsMoney Tue 28-Aug-12 14:56:52

<<sneaks in, sits at the back crunching boiled sweets with crinkly wrappers>>

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 15:00:08

Ha Ha!

Do you think they have regulation uniform of black body stockings at MNHQ?

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 15:00:10

damn I missed the Troll Block Tango!

Put me stockings n corset on too.

Oh well.

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:01:33

That's ok Brian you're in time for the rest.

Mardy, TSSDNCOP!

I'm still wrestling with my corset, what change is next, speeds s'not my thang when up diffed!

BonkeyMollocks Tue 28-Aug-12 15:03:32

<dashes in>

<grabs feather boa>

<shimmys way to stage>

<hopes no one notices I'm late>

La la la la

<grabs State and starts dancing>

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:04:41

<throws Boden cardigans over corsets>
<hands out MN scarves>
Just flutter them gracefully.

Tee2072 Tue 28-Aug-12 15:05:02

::grabs scarf::

Ready!

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 15:05:16

I need to go out and buy school shoes for the DCs. Don't want to miss it and all that, but I think I have to sit in clarks clutching a ticket.

BonkeyMollocks Tue 28-Aug-12 15:05:30

<catches scarf>

<twirls>

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:05:50

That's ok Mardy, you can buy the DVD.

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 15:06:29

Can't you post it on YouTube for free?

<Wobbles around with bonkey>

<Snuggles into boden cardi> can I keep it?

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:08:39

I suppose we could. We need to do one for the Knid anyway - it was all for her & she's NOT EVEN TURNED UP!

Yes State. <admires Bonkey's twirls>

Everybody ready on stage?

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 15:09:47

ready!

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:10:40

Right!

THE WONDER OF MUMSNET (and MNHQ) (by NotHoneyDragon)

When no-one else can understand you
When everything you do is wrong
Mumsnet gives you wine and consolation
And gives you gin strength to carry on

And Mumsnet's always there to lend a hand
In everything you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Mumsnet (and MNHQ)

And when you post the world is brighter
You know more than Google, Jeeves and Bing!
Your advice and links are worth a fortune
You can help with everything

Ill guess we'll never know the reason why
We love Mumsnet like we do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Mumsnet (and HQ)

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 15:11:52

<sways>

<twirls scarf>

"We love you mumsnet we DOOOOOooooooooOOOOOoooooooooo"

<Bows, twirls and gets over enthusiastic>

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:12:32

<bright smile>

BonkeyMollocks Tue 28-Aug-12 15:12:32

<sways next to Brian>

<mimes>

Tee2072 Tue 28-Aug-12 15:12:44

::wipes sweat::

::waves scarf::

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:13:07

<hushed voice>Do you think we might even get reviewed in Talk Roundup???

BonkeyMollocks Tue 28-Aug-12 15:13:16

<pulls out secret stash of gin>

<swigs>

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 15:14:00

<nicks some of Bonkey's gin>

BonkeyMollocks Tue 28-Aug-12 15:15:12

<whispers>

Do you think we have captured the audience Empress ?

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