Mumsnet Talk

<<sneaks in, sits at the back crunching boiled sweets with crinkly wrappers>>

Ha Ha!

Do you think they have regulation uniform of black body stockings at MNHQ?

damn I missed the Troll Block Tango!

Put me stockings n corset on too.

Oh well.

That's ok Brian you're in time for the rest.

Mardy, TSSDNCOP!

I'm still wrestling with my corset, what change is next, speeds s'not my thang when up diffed!

<dashes in>

<grabs feather boa>

<shimmys way to stage>

<hopes no one notices I'm late>

La la la la

<grabs State and starts dancing>

<throws Boden cardigans over corsets>
<hands out MN scarves>
Just flutter them gracefully.

::grabs scarf::

Ready!

I need to go out and buy school shoes for the DCs. Don't want to miss it and all that, but I think I have to sit in clarks clutching a ticket.

<catches scarf>

<twirls>

That's ok Mardy, you can buy the DVD.

Can't you post it on YouTube for free?

<Wobbles around with bonkey>

<Snuggles into boden cardi> can I keep it?

I suppose we could. We need to do one for the Knid anyway - it was all for her & she's NOT EVEN TURNED UP!

Yes State. <admires Bonkey's twirls>

Everybody ready on stage?

ready!

Right!

THE WONDER OF MUMSNET (and MNHQ) (by NotHoneyDragon)

When no-one else can understand you
When everything you do is wrong
Mumsnet gives you and consolation
And gives you gin strength to carry on

And Mumsnet's always there to lend a hand
In everything you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Mumsnet (and MNHQ)

And when you post the world is brighter
You know more than Google, Jeeves and Bing!
Your advice and links are worth a fortune
You can help with everything

Ill guess we'll never know the reason why
We love Mumsnet like we do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Mumsnet (and HQ)

<sways>

<twirls scarf>

"We love you mumsnet we DOOOOOooooooooOOOOOoooooooooo"

<Bows, twirls and gets over enthusiastic>

<bright smile>

<sways next to Brian>

<mimes>

::wipes sweat::

::waves scarf::

<hushed voice>Do you think we might even get reviewed in Talk Roundup???

<pulls out secret stash of gin>

<swigs>

<nicks some of Bonkey's gin>

<whispers>

Do you think we have captured the audience Empress ?