TrilllianAstra
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:00:05
Much as I love to do it....
Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying
Message deleted by Mumsnet
it should be altered to say
Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)
Message deleted by Mumsnet.
message deleted by irritating fucker
TrilllianAstra
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:04:17
I think it takes longer than 2 minutes to implement something like this Working! 
TheMagnificentBathykolpian
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:05:01
Cue 1000 "message derailed by mumsnet" / "message disturbed by bumsex" "message deleted by aliens" posts 
I've always wondered if they could get a little creative when they do delete.
Message deleted as poster was a cow.
Message deleted due to happy slapping.
Message deleted because someone can dish it but can't take it.
Message deleted due to poor grammar.
Message deleted by someone who has better thing to do with their time, so grow up will you ladies and be nice!
TrilllianAstra
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:06:31
Message deleted while my tea is going cold so FFS behave yourselves for five minutes!
Message deleted and before you post again later down the thread asking why it was deleted you bloody well know why!
nickelbabe
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:08:15
I agree, actually.
because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.
ooh!
maybe MNTech could paint the box blue when they delete a post, and put the Message deleted by Mumsnet, so then we will know it's genuine.
AntonDuBurk
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:08:54
Mumsnetter defeated by Mumsnet
AntonDuBurk
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:29
Not blue nickelbabe. Red!
yy to more specific explanations. Grammar one would be good.
Message deleted for use of text speak
Message deleted because OP was obviously being U and not admitting it
Message deleted because Tech is grouchy today
TheMagnificentBathykolpian
ooooh ooooh ooooh can we do that please, Trills let us try and get to a 1000 posts purely with deletion messages. Pleeeeeease! 
TrilllianAstra
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:48
because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.
Yes. Like me. I love to do it. But it's naughty.
Message deleted because MNHQ don't belive in Zombies
nickelbabe
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:11:11
I would prefer it when you quote me, if you could correct my typing errors.
thanks 
But colour coding won't be as funny 
TrilllianAstra
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:12:01
I just c&p. Shall I add in [sic] to show that they are your personal typing errors and not mine 
Message deleted by Netmums hun
Message deleted by Mumsnet (Tech here to serve all your needs).
Message deleted by the Con Dems - we've taken over your website
TheMagnificentBathykolpian
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:13:51
Honey, that would be fun, wouldn't it?
Suspect folks would run out of ideas after 50 or so posts though 
message desiccated like coconut
Rubbish this is Mumsnet we can spout all kinds of crap.....and then Justine publishes it <is the woman mad emoticon>
Message deleted by the patriarchy
(that's just for the feminism topic)
RafaNadalIsMyLoveSlave
Tue 28-Jun-11 13:18:36
Message deleted because I said so.