Do Indians really have smaller willies?

(117 Posts)
uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 14:40:31
gillywillywoo Wed 03-Jul-13 10:50:32

DH is half Malaysian (with Indian descent) and half Irish.

No complaints here... The Irish half must have saved him grin

Scarletohello Tue 02-Jul-13 20:15:27

Well I do have some personal experience I can share here as last year I was in India for 4 months and I did sample the local goods so to speak and I found that out of 4 men I slept with ( late 20s, early 30s), 3 out of 4 had small penises, but, worse than that, thay had absolutely no conception at all, of giving pleasure to the woman ( and the one who did have the big dick, insisted on watching the bloody cricket whilst we were doing the deed..!). But that was just my experience, would hate to generalise about a whole nation...

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 13:57:55

Occasionally it was better, but mostly not.

SugarandSpice126 Fri 28-Jun-13 13:24:08

Sunshine my eyes are watering at the thought! Was it better than average size?! really nosy

And flatpackhamster same as what you said...what a bizarre post!

flatpackhamster Fri 28-Jun-13 08:50:37

Wow, a racist cock fetishist digs up a zombie thread to tell us what an expert he is on the cock.

Well, Mr Coxspert, clearly your experience trawling the locker rooms of the world dwarfs the pointless science used by evil white men to keep your brothers down.

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 01:14:18

The first time I saw it I thought he was going to beat me to death with it.

No quickies, lots of patience and bulk buying cystitis tablets smile

SugarandSpice126 Fri 28-Jun-13 00:58:22

11.5! How does that even work?! Ouch..

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 00:49:58

My XBF had 11.5 inches.

White Italian, for the record. Not that it matters anyhoo.

zippey Fri 28-Jun-13 00:46:09

You can't really know how big a penis is unless its erect so unless mrbig10inchbrownmamba was in a gay orgy his anecdotal evidence is unworthy of comment.

Wtf is a bone press? On reflection, I have got to nearly half a century without knowing so belay that order.

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:36:27

wow. that's a LOT of attention you've paid to other mens cocks.

grin

I think this 6 year old thread might be a contender for oldest bumped!

YoniBottsBumgina Fri 28-Jun-13 00:33:18

Alright mate, got something to prove have we?

(WTF is a bone press?? Sounds painful confused)

Big10inchbrownmamba Fri 28-Jun-13 00:28:04

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YoniBottsBumgina Fri 28-Jun-13 00:26:36

Well this is a zombie thread and a half! Maybe just a half? grin

I wonder what the oldest bumped thread ever is?

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:22:24

Sorry. meant googled this stumbled upon this thread grin

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:17:04

Zombie thread

How the fark did you google that Big? confused

Big10inchbrownmamba Fri 28-Jun-13 00:15:00

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Catalepticdru Thu 14-Dec-06 17:47:30

Did any of you watch that documentary that was on C4 last year, "The World's Biggest Penis"? That was scary....

DesperatelyUpset Thu 14-Dec-06 15:20:04

message to men with a 'hare' - find a 'deer'.

expatinscotland Thu 14-Dec-06 14:51:49

But when your yoni and his lingham are well-matched, however ,it's blissful.

NappiesGalooooooooooooria Thu 14-Dec-06 14:51:34

that is very true desperately. i have experienced a size problem in that respect and with one of them, the discomfort was such that i never went back for any more... ouch.

DesperatelyUpset Thu 14-Dec-06 14:46:19

It can actually be quite unpleasant, even painful if you have a small 'yoni', and your partner has a large 'lingham'

wavybaby Thu 14-Dec-06 14:21:30

My boyfriend is half Peruvian and half English, very tall with a fantastic physic (and a huge nose I might add!) Unfortunately he inherited the South American weeney penis genes and laid backness (laziness) so he looks good until you "look down there". Shame, but his bod is a good detraction !

NappiesGalooooooooooooria Thu 14-Dec-06 13:02:51

well ive had a bit of just about everything...so to speak. and averages count for F all when you get down to it one-to-one. have had many a surprising moment, pleasant or otherwise.

whether i can remember enough detail to be the resident expert/consultant on this topic and back up this assertion with 'fact' is another matter...
- at not rmemebring, rather than me 'playing the field...'

dp is a v accomplished scotsman, btw. and being as how ive tried a lot of alternatives, i know im v happy to settle down with him

and yes, size does matter. but no, its not everything.

kama Wed 13-Dec-06 23:17:58

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