Inappropriate children's books

(120 Posts)
FrannyandZooey Thu 04-Sep-08 21:18:56

"That's not my penis - its veins are too bulgy"

your turn now

yogabird Thu 04-Sep-08 21:20:23

shock

FrannyandZooey Thu 04-Sep-08 21:21:04

oh come on
it amused me

shock grin

Portofino Thu 04-Sep-08 21:21:55

<<snort>> grin

FrannyandZooey Thu 04-Sep-08 21:23:20

"That's not my mummy - her coat is too Boden"

onepieceoflollipop Thu 04-Sep-08 21:24:29

My dd's nursery teacher at the end of the Very Hungry Caterpillar used to say "and he then had very sloppy poos!" - very amusing for 3-4 year olds to hear such rude words. grin

poppy34 Thu 04-Sep-08 21:24:50

"thats not my daddy - he only drinks stella"

ladyjogsalot Thu 04-Sep-08 21:24:50

Those aren't my boobs, they're too pert.

FromGirders Thu 04-Sep-08 21:25:03

That's not my toyboy - his legs are too skinny.

onepieceoflollipop Thu 04-Sep-08 21:25:13

Also we have Brum and the Golden Loo, but I call it Brum and the Golden Poo. Not desperately rude Franny, sorry if you were hoping for worse.

FromGirders Thu 04-Sep-08 21:25:53

That's not my mummy - her hair is too tidy.

Portofino Thu 04-Sep-08 21:26:32

"That's not my fanjo - it's lips are too...."! Sorry can't continue.....

FromGirders Thu 04-Sep-08 21:26:40

That's not my daddy - his chin is too smooth

FrannyandZooey Thu 04-Sep-08 21:26:49

no don't worry, poo jokes quite adequate

Califrau Thu 04-Sep-08 21:27:01

Old MacDonald runs a cult
The old lady who lived in a Shoe and her Battle with the social Services

"We're all going on a beer hunt"

Portofino Thu 04-Sep-08 21:27:18

LOL poppy34

ladyjogsalot Thu 04-Sep-08 21:27:55

that's not mummy's wine glass, it's too full

Portofino Thu 04-Sep-08 21:28:56

That's not my mummy - she's only drinking water

ladyjogsalot Thu 04-Sep-08 21:30:12

portofino, we've almost got the whole book now...

Gingerbear Thu 04-Sep-08 21:32:03

Hairy Maclairy has a Brazillian

masalachameleon Thu 04-Sep-08 21:32:26

thats not my daddy, my mums still looking for him

ShowOfHands Thu 04-Sep-08 21:32:48

Little Women, Know Your Place
Water Babies, Skinny Dipping for Beginners
Black Beauty and Other Naked Lovelies
The Magic Faraway Tree and 100 Other Mushroom Trips for Recreational Users
Guess How Much I Love You, the Kama Sutra Made Easy

ladyjogsalot Thu 04-Sep-08 21:32:54

lol gb

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