Get your cape on, get your cape on! Don't come knockin if the tent's a rockin, but pee on a snake instead - It's just shagging part 27

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lildottie Tue 12-Aug-14 19:16:50

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!

lildottie Tue 12-Aug-14 19:18:18

Hopefully you all find this as leela filled the fred!!

Name: lildottie
Age: 29
TTC: 22 loooong months currently awaiting ICSI
DCs: None.

Leela5 Tue 12-Aug-14 19:24:34

Apologies! Cross posted! Oops! Hopefully people will find this hmm

Name: La la, leela or just plain La
Ttc: since July 2013 without a sniff of success
Age: 34
DCs: none, just fuzzy ginger ones

RPopz Tue 12-Aug-14 19:26:11

Rpopz. 28 Upduffed DC1. Still gatecrashing!!

RPopz Tue 12-Aug-14 19:26:51

How long til we can peerpressure you back to your old name again Leela grin

DulcetMoans Tue 12-Aug-14 19:31:12

Woohoo! New Fred, new hope, right?!

Do we have to roll call? Mines getting depressing. Can't I just say I live here now??

couldbeanyone Tue 12-Aug-14 19:31:59

Thanks for new Fred lil.

31, TTC #2 since May 14, cycle #3

fattycow Tue 12-Aug-14 19:37:15

Name: fattycow
Age: 26
Ttc: #1
Ttc since: start of the year

ZylaB Tue 12-Aug-14 19:37:23

waves fx for lucky Fred ladies!

Leela5 Tue 12-Aug-14 19:38:12

lil to apologise I've sent everyone on last Fred a pm with new link hmm

Leela5 Tue 12-Aug-14 19:39:02

And popz nope! wink It got too close for comfort...but u can still call me La!

ChatEnOeuf Tue 12-Aug-14 19:42:11

Yay new Fred!

Chat: 32
DC: 1 DD and one highly strung tabby
TTC#2 all this year, mc March and Aug 2014
Now residing in Brussels, hoping the change of scenery will bring a change in fortune for these little beans.

jellypi3 Tue 12-Aug-14 19:49:35

Name: Jellypi3
Age: 24
DC's: none, but two kittens, 3 guineapigs and a fish WITH fish in it ;)
TTC: not "officially" started yet but soon after experiment "imaginary baby" is over smile

laurenamium Tue 12-Aug-14 19:49:39

Name: Lauren
Dc: 1 DD(3)
Ttc since: end of July 2014 (still cycle 1)

Can't...stop...eating confused

laurenamium Tue 12-Aug-14 19:50:06

Oh! Age:26 grin

jellypi3 Tue 12-Aug-14 19:50:09

Urgh fish tank! My fish don't have fish in them I hope!!!

gaggiagirl Tue 12-Aug-14 19:52:07

Thanks for the pm la!

Gaggiagirl
32
1 DD
TTC #2 since June

Helloooooooo! Lovely new Fred.

Leela5 Tue 12-Aug-14 20:08:50

I would love this Fred to be lucky! We JSed last night for fun - I'm thinking that's a good start! Got to get Mr La's awesome penis in shape for icing time

DulcetMoans Tue 12-Aug-14 20:10:46

I got double messages with the link, felt very special!

Can you send some of that enthusiasm this way la? Sex day here but I can tell it will be a struggle already. Must. Be. Sexy.

cookielove Tue 12-Aug-14 20:13:44

Name: cookielove
Dc's: none but brewing up baby 23rd of September, don't think there as in hospital with pre term labour!
smile

Also just had a quick look and don't think the links have been added!

Foxtrot7459 Tue 12-Aug-14 20:15:41

I'm new to the Fred but have been lurking for the last two.

Foxtrot
32
TTC# 1 since dec 13 mc June 14 at 10 weeks
DCs None but 1 x cat

Minion Tue 12-Aug-14 20:26:39

Hello viroids,
Minion calling.
31 and baking a chrimbo pud, due to be taken out the oven December 10th x

OneDayLikeThis2013 Tue 12-Aug-14 20:30:05

I'm new to the thread too but hoping aboard if that's okay?

OneDay
27
TTC 1 since January 14 (MMC June at 10 weeks)
DC's: just a mongrel rescue canine

TheSarcasticFringehead Tue 12-Aug-14 20:30:52

Name: TheSarcastic
Age: 33
TTC from Feb 2012, mc June 2013
2 DC.

I was on thread 25 and then disappeared half way through. And I may or may not have used Contraband, with very little success (well, I'm on this thread, so that must be fairly obvious). Hi again smile

Purplecircle Tue 12-Aug-14 20:36:12

Thanks for the pm

Name: Purple Circle
Age: 40
TTC: since Jan 14
DC : none, mc July 14

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