We laugh in the face of OPKS and stomp on our thermometers! Don your customised shag capes, ladies; it's Just Shagging Thread 15

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Bearface Wed 15-May-13 18:12:39

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1674505-Out-with-the-OPKs-ban-the-body-temping-heres-Just-Shagging-thread-14

The link to the latest grads thread is here:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1699553-Shagged-Out-Viroids-7th-Thread-From-conception-to-birth-living-proof-that-JSing-really-does-work

Happy shagging shaggers!

MrsBri Wed 15-May-13 18:17:46

Oops...didn't mean to finish the last one! :-) Too excited about Bear's potential BFP!

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 18:24:38

Ha ha! You beat me to it MrsBri. grin I was naughty though and set up this fred before finishing the other one. Thanks for the support MrsBri, but I fear ERTD will rear her ugly head very soon. I really, really hope I'm wrong though.

Roll call, anyone?

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

MrsAVB Wed 15-May-13 19:12:15

Hopefully you'll get new Fred good luck bear... Are you waiting til the morning to POAS? Xxx

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 19:18:23

Thanks mrsbri Yes. I've done 3 today and third one had a deginite line but I still think its an evap line.

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 19:18:42

*definite

Rockchick1984 Wed 15-May-13 19:38:05

Squeeeeeee I don't care if you're not getting excited Bear - I'm getting excited for you!!!! TMI but my only pregnancy symptom was lots and lots of tiny constant farts blush

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's?: 1 DS
TTC since: September 2012, with a miscarriage in April.

Perkins1 Wed 15-May-13 19:50:27

Ladies, may I join? Ur previous Fred has kept me sane-ish for a good few weeks now not stalkerish at all My shag cape is clearly faulty and am seeking a refund in order to get a new designer one!

Name: Perkins1
Any DC's? Nope
TTC since: January 2012......so 17 months sad Conceived twice (Aug 12 & Jan 13) but they weren't sticky.

bear I am stalking this new fred, in hopes it may be a real line! Was it pinkish, or greyish?

Rockchick1984 Wed 15-May-13 20:02:46

Welcome to the madhouse Perkins - have some wine to help you design your shag cape to don whenever you think you may be ovulating smile

Totesamazeballs Wed 15-May-13 20:10:32

Hi,better jump on board too!

Bear! Potential major yippeeeeee!!

Name :totesamazeballs
Any DC's? : 1 DS
TTC since November 2012, only recently started being serious about it.

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 20:15:00

Hi perkins! lovely to meet you. Right-oh folks! I have uploaded a pic to my profile of said Poas. The pic is upside down I'm afraid and not as good quality as real life, but maybe you can advise, if you wouldn't mind? I've done two since this one and they were both negative. The one in the pic I did after not being able to go to the loo for quite some time.

DH came home and told him that Ertd was a no show and I'd Poas'd but then couldn't find stick and he was rushing out for something important. He left looking very confused!

IceNoSlice Wed 15-May-13 20:29:13

Hi ladies viroids, can I join too?

Name: IceNoSlice
Any DCs? One DS, born Aug 12
TTC since... Last week!! So possibly a bit premature to join the JS Fred, but it's so exciting when someone POAS and it's positive!! Gives me a boost smile

Yay, Bear

Totesamazeballs Wed 15-May-13 20:31:39

Hi, not sure how to get to profiles Bear...

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 20:32:35

This is strange . I can get on the Fred on my mobile but not online. confused

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 20:33:25

I think you click on my name and it links to photos. Hang on ill just try.

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 20:36:05

Yep hover on my name and another copy if my name appears and click on that. That should work.

IceNoSlice Wed 15-May-13 20:36:19

Can't link to photos either confused

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 20:43:11

Gah - finally been restored. I don't know where the fred went on my pooter for a while there.

Hi Ice - good to meet you. You just need to hover over my name. It should work hopefully.

Totesamazeballs Wed 15-May-13 21:09:13

Hmm, I don't seem to be able to click on it on my iPad. Bugger.

IceNoSlice Wed 15-May-13 21:12:18

Nor my iPhone, sorry. Hopefully someone can give you a second opinion soon Bear

cookielove Wed 15-May-13 21:16:05

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's?: 1 DS
TTC since: September 2012, with a miscarriage in April.

Name: Perkins1
Any DC's? Nope
TTC since: January 2012......so 17 months Conceived twice (Aug 12 & Jan 13) but they weren't sticky.

Name :totesamazeballs
Any DC's? : 1 DS
TTC since November 2012, only recently started being serious about it.

Name: IceNoSlice
Any DCs? One DS, born Aug 12
TTC since... Last week!! So possibly a bit premature to join the JS Fred, but it's so exciting when someone POAS and it's positive!! Gives me a boost

Name: Cookielove
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: Sept 2012

Hello all, Bear squeeeeee i'll be up nice and early tomorrow so will be around on here 7.20 ish if you fancy POAS and posting grin so excited for you!!

Is that two more newbies hello ladies <waves manically> it is really lovely here makes me feel all warm and squishy inside.

I've have only got in, due to being stuck on a training course after work sad

Oh and thanks for the LP explantions smile

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:16:19

Oh sorry you can't see it. Erm, not sure what else you could try.

cookielove Wed 15-May-13 21:17:29

Bear i am on my laptop and i can't access your profile, i know how to do cause i am nosy bugger but it won't let me confused

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:24:54

There's something funny going on with my log in and stuff at the mo. It won't let me access the fred if I try to enter from the Conception menu. I'm not sure what's going on. Sorry!

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