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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:18

Did everybody make it here safely?

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:18

Shoots in on the shuttle... and posts last version of the list (sorry if newbies i've missed you, please update and repost or ask me to do it if you're on your phone)

Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11, af due 8 March ish
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due 8 March; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due between 19 and 21 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 30th March
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Qazxc
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3 MCs, doctors appt on 11th to ask many questions.
cherrycoconut, 33, still on cycle #1 TTC since September 2012 OV due...? AF due..?!
Pipersouth
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012, AF came yesterday & was 4 days late so had really got my hopes up :
ItsAlwaysRaining, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5.

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Boodle9 · 09/03/2013 23:18

Boing!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:19

Is that the shuttle making boing noises? If so I may have to get out my spanners

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Boodle9 · 09/03/2013 23:19

(That was me coming in on the sausage hopper as it was cheaper than the shuttle.)

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:21

But you missed the free biscuits and cake!

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Tallyra · 09/03/2013 23:21

Made it! (pants while leaning on knees like someone in a chase movie)

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:21

Is a sausage hopper like a space hopper? Envy

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:22

Ooooooh I want a sausage hopper!!!

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Tallyra · 09/03/2013 23:23

must be a lot more sausage shaped...

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Boodle9 · 09/03/2013 23:23

Yeah! I figured we had the space sausage shuttle, so other modes of transport prefixed by the word 'space' could also be converted into a sausage-based mode of transport.

No cake on the sausage hopper, but plenty of mould-ripened cheese!

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twinklestar2 · 09/03/2013 23:26

I'm here!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:26

So is there a sausage man?!?

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Boodle9 · 09/03/2013 23:28
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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:28

And a sausage suit? That is going to be my new name for my onsie

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:29

That pic is amazing!!!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:30

Although personally I like this guy, just out and about... moblog.net/view/194048/sausage-man

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:30

That is soooooooooo disturbing lol

Off to bedfordshire now, will try to retain the tiara tomorrow, FX hubby hasn't lost his mojo down the sofa today Confused

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:31

P.s. your Internet search histories must be hilarious Grin

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:31

Fishes out Mr Bunnies mojo from edge of sofa, brushes off biscuit crumbs and lobs it up the stairs after Bunny

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Boodle9 · 09/03/2013 23:38

Ha ha, Merkin! I like it! He's just out and about, doing his thing, being a sausage. Next time we start a new thread, you can hitch a ride on the sausage man! Giddy up!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:41

No no boodle we will not need a new thread, this is it! (trys and fails at being positive even though I am a pessimist)

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:42

thanks!

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Penny31 · 09/03/2013 23:42

phew, thought I'd lost you all already! Took a bit of time to find you in my banger..(hoping everyone gets the lame joke; banger aka sausage or old car....) Blush

i see there is entrant criteria for this thread. I'm yet to develop an obsession with opk's but definitely got an unhealthy interest in EWCM! Hope that counts :)

Can someone add me to the list please? Total novice and don't know how to do it! Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march....

Seems to be a lot of us due around same time, wishing you all lots of luck!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 09/03/2013 23:44

Right I have just (thanks Dr Google) found out about something called the Barnes test. Is something to do with low temps proving thyroid issues. Quote "If your temperature averages at less than 96 degrees F or 36.5 degrees C this indicates low thyroid". I know my post O temps are low this month but all temps are below 36.5 and average temps most months are below this. I am going to be ringing the doc on Monday....

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