Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen Thu 01-Nov-12 14:03:15

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share wine and brew with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers grin

Redshoes56 Sat 24-Nov-12 05:27:43

Welcome cookie and lady. And waves, so happy for you! Thanksgiving was really nice, made and ate entirely too much food. We snuck in a quickie yesterday between basting the turkey (I set the timer to 30 minutes on the stove, and off we went). Going on day 18 and it seems I haven't ovulated yet still peeing on contraband OPKs. Stupid lazy, tardy egg.

bear, that's just crap on your friend's part, although I'm sure no hard feelings were meant. When my girlfriend was having a hard time getting pregnant, I remember opening my mouth and words falling out like, "it'll happen when you stop worry, blah blah blah." Now, I can totally relate to how she was feeling and wishing I'd kept my mouth shut as I was speaking of things I knew nothing about.

What's on tap for everyone's weekend besides lots of shagging? There was a James Bond marathon on here so we have been couch potatoes. Might go into NYC for a friend's band's show tomorrow, if we're feeling up to it. But first I still have a sink full of dishes (had a friend over tonight for Thanksgiving "lite" and made a mess all over again).

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 09:28:07

Morning, shaggers grin

Had to get up with ds at 6 this morning <yawn>

Well, there is a lot to catch up on! And I'm on the phone app so can't scroll up and down. Will have to do separate replies lol.

Having convinced myself I might be because of all the probably imaginary symptoms, they have all disappeared. The only early symptom I had when I had ds was a really heightened sense of smell: I remember complaining that DH had bought some really stinky deodorant! I couldn't bear it near me and made him throw it away. I also hated the smell of the washing powder I had been using for years and kept stripping the bed and rewashing everything in plain water. So I have decided no more symptom spotting until everything smells grin

Am holding out for the boots! How is everyone else doing? Did waves graduate already? Is she gone? Welcome all newbies smile Boo to the witch for anyone who she's hanging around. Cape back on, Frog? How did the plying with alcohol seduction of dp go?

Off to a third birthday party today for my bessies ivf twins. Ds is very excited and keeps saying 'pah-tee'. Apparently there will be crafting and glitter grin

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 09:29:34

Bear: hooya for you smile what you been googling?

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 09:36:30

Kitten some days it does seem like everyone in the world is pg. When I was ttc ds, the day a fertility doc told me I was barren categorically wouldn't fall pregnant naturally, I went to work just about holding it all together, and no less than THREE of my students came to see me to cry about possibly being pregnant. After the third I locked myself in the office and sobbed. My lovely colleague found me and was great, and as it turned out I got upduffed two weeks later. But I was inconsolable that day.

Got any wine in the house? Yay you for going to the gym though smile

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 09:37:50

Red fx for a Thanksgiving baby. Are there any nice pilgrim names? wink

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 09:40:01

Are stockings and onesies the new Secret Weapons?

I bet dp's would like onesies better if you had kinky stockings under them wink

Bearface Sat 24-Nov-12 11:36:44

Oh Ding, I found myself reading this hideous article about fertility and probability of getting upduffed once in your thirties. I wish I hadn't read it. Needless to say it left me feeling like it would never happen, but I am ready to jump back on the wagon soon. Hoping that ERTD does one today. Thanks for the Hooya - I won't be googling again and I can honestly say that because it left me feeling terrible, especially after what my friend said. But like I said, feeling much stronger now and ready to whip on my cape! One thing I did read though (in an article by a doctor) is that weight can be a big factor in determining fertility so I am off to the gym this morning. Going to see if I can get my BMI down from 26 to under the magic 25.

Not sure about onesies, but DH did say this morning that he likes me in my PJs. wink

Thanks, Red - realise I did the same when I was younger and a bit dim, but now see things very differently. Sometimes wish I could go back and erase certain comments I made when I was more naive. BTW - have you seen Skyfall yet? I saw it the other day - best Bond film yet in my opinion.

Frog - how did last night go?

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. xxx

frogchops Sat 24-Nov-12 12:44:52

Hello shaggers,

I'm on the phone app too, so can't recall who's said what etc to reply!
Anyway, cape is on, last night was exactly as planned, and no alcohol needed. Re bloody sult!
Altho I'm starting to feel all full of sneezes and cold so I'm hoping it doesn't hinder this months shaggin!! One shag on cd5 is getting us nowhere!!

Redshoes56 Sat 24-Nov-12 15:46:58

Good morning, lovely caped ladies! Nicely done, frog. Stay healthy so you can keep it up. bear haven't seen Skyfall yet. We watched You Only Live Twice yesterday, and got a good kick out of the 1960's special effects. I think Casino Royale is on the TiVo waiting for us.

I don't know if there are any good pilgrim names! <heads over go Google> Here we go: Pilgrim names. There was someone named Wrestling on the Mayflower? And a chick named Remember? Hilarious. Those are as bad as Apple.

I actually had a vivid dream last night that we'd had a baby. Little boy, very cute and smiley, and I could feel his skin and smell his head. Woke up ready to shag grin!

AndieMatrix Sat 24-Nov-12 16:24:59

I also had baby dreams last night Red My first dream was that I was pg then I had a series of weird dreams including one about a second funeral for my exH then a dream about being in labour!

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 16:50:45

Red Wrestling?? Okaaay... Wonder what his middle/surnames were? Quite like Myles though. I've had a couple of baby dreams lately. Ds is so gorgeous atm I can't wait til I can tell him there's a baby in my tummy smile

Party went well. We are covered in glitter grin

Sat in front of a roaring fire with a very cuddly ds, a massive Baileys and some Stilton. Forbidden things: to tempt that thing where you think you are not pg so you do all the forbidden things then turns out you were pg all along.

Told DH today that all the symptoms I've been imagining have stopped. He said: well you didn't have any symptoms last time at all and you were pg then. So now I am either symptom spotting or REVERSE symptom spotting (where a lack of symptoms = probably pregnant). Bastard grin

crazycatlady82 Sat 24-Nov-12 17:48:27

Hi all!!!

Woohoo! I am joining the JSers!!! As of this morning smile

Name: crazycatlady82
Age: 29
Location: Glasgow
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 10hrs...

xx

Kittenkatzen Sat 24-Nov-12 18:39:30

Evening shaggers! Welcome crazycat here's hoping you live up to your name and do a kitten on us!

<fluffs ups bears shag cape> stay away from nasty dr google, half the articles out there a load of rubbish anyway, and the other half are just plain wrong. Or at least that's what I've decided anyway! wink

Loving the names link red, not sure I'm sold on all the virtue names though, seems a bit like tempting fate if you ask me!

thanks for the wine ding but i'll pass just for today - had one or two bottles glasses last night and feeling a bit jaded. Squeezed a drunken JS in though so all good grin

Went to see my friend's newborn today - omg she is soooo gorgeous, had lots of lovely snuffly cuddles. My womb was practically throbbing.

Hope you're all having a lovely weekend.

crazycatlady82 Sat 24-Nov-12 19:34:29

Aww, Kitten, totally understand. Hopefully not too long for you.

Thank god I'm not the only one over-indulging in wine. I am barely a day in and questioning what I'm eating and drinking?!?!

3 glasses of wine tonight, ok a 3/4 a bottle but prior to JSing I was quite a very sociable li'l lady smile

Xx

Quick hey to you all especially ding I've tentatively joined the grads thread and more convinced since frer confirmed IC bfps. Don't want to leave this Fred cos you are all so luffly. And you can drink the wine on my behalf, but hopefully not for too long!

Had an awesome afternoon with Pat Cash. Well, DS did whilst I sat and took loads of photos. Also discovered that getting upduffed has made me hornier than ever so DH and I are JSing with gusto still. Hope that means i can hang around for a bit?

DingDongBelle Sat 24-Nov-12 19:52:17

Stay! Of course. Hopefully we'll all not be too far behind you on the grads thread but why not hang around?

Can you give me a hooya while you're here? Am in the front room while DH, ds and DHFriend eat curry in the other room. One sniff made me want to vom. I had some Stilton earlier which was yum but now I can't even be in the room. And I've drunk almost a whole bottle of Ribena today. And my tata's are huge. Stop me stop me lol smile

How you feeling, Waves? brew

Here's a friendly <hooya> for you ding

I'm fully onto lemon squash now, with a ridiculously heightened sense of smell. And whilst we are still JSing away, DH has to stay WELL away from my boobs! Ouchy and definitely bigger than usual smile

Jealous of the stilton eating, but am consoling myself with mincepies and brew.

frogchops Sat 24-Nov-12 21:50:08

This sounds good for you ding!! When can u test?? Do it Do it, lol.

Redshoes56 Sun 25-Nov-12 00:40:20

I am excited for ding to test, too! Meanwhile, I am sitting here wondering if and when my egg will grace me with its presence this month <taps foot>

In the meantime this just made me laugh: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237741/Man-jailed-days-assaulting-wife-penis-refused-sex-him.html How big was that thing that she felt ASSAULTED by it?

frogchops Sun 25-Nov-12 08:14:58

Haha I'm imagining one if those snakes that u put by the door to stop drafts!! Lol
Bloody hell ding, with the £15 offer we'd be on the way to a shag AND new boots!!

AndieMatrix Sun 25-Nov-12 09:31:53

If my DP offered me £15 for sex it'd be ME up for assault!lol

AndIfATenTonTruck Sun 25-Nov-12 11:15:49

hmm big boobies you say ding? mine have sort of deflated. One pregnancy and 20 months of feeding him and they were still quite perky but in the last couple of days ... flup flop. no other symptoms. definitely not testing until Tuesday.

frogchops Sun 25-Nov-12 12:10:17

I want some big boobies!!

Hooya Sun 25-Nov-12 14:45:02

Hello everyone! Back from dirty weekend away and can't attempt to keep up with everything I've missed! But welcome to lady, cookie and crazy <waves> happy shagging!

Congrates waves on your bfp! <happydance>

frog I have quite very large boobies and I like them but so annoying for buying clothes, especially as I live in Asia so nothing fits! So I envy the more normal-sized ladies!

Kitten sorry about all the preg people, I just try to imagine that they have piles and horrible outsey belly buttons, for some reason that helps!

Gary hope the last of the mice are gone!

Bear I am ignoring all those nasty statistics about women in their 30s, they are no fun at all!

Here ERTD finished in time for long weekend away which reminded me that hotel shagging is my favourite kind of shagging! Though there were some misplaced deposits blush we managed one per day in the right place too grin

Hope you all had lovely weekends smile

Redshoes56 Sun 25-Nov-12 14:49:05

Morning, ladies. Failing miserably in the JSing department. Last night we watched yet another old Bond movie. We've taken advantage of the marathon! This recent showing was The Spy Who Loved Me (the special effects were certainly better in the 70s than 60s, but the music was ridiculous). I'd hoped sushi + wine + Bond = secret spy role play, but we both fell asleep. We'd make terrible spies. And we aren't making a baby either, clearly. We need to get moving today!

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