Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

[sinkyroselee]

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

[ThisWitchSinks]

And a spooky name change.

Spooky.

[FriendofDorothy]

Woo :D

[LauraPalmerPlusOne]

Boo!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

How about ArielTheEvilWitchFromHell?

Too much?

ArielDaughterOfRocky? Still have massive swollen minging eyes.

ArielTheBarrenOldBag? (just attention seeking now)

[FrankelSaysRelax]

Fab OP sinky, I'm never witty enough!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Yes, sorry forgott that bit. Fab op!

[eurochick]

How do I namechange?

This should really be on TWTOWNGC (The Woo Thread Of Which No Good Came) but I went to see a new acu lady this morning. I liked her. Even if she has banned me from eating spicy food.

And Droid is finally calming down a bit. Which is good. I was beginning to worry I would have no blood left!

[HaveALittleFaith]

Ooooooohhh! Morning all!

Accio BFPs!

[JethroTull]

Nice Fred title Sinks

This could be the Fred that I start my IVF.

[JethroTull]

Nice Fred title Sinks

This could be the Fred that I start my IVF.

[Northey]

Excellent fred start, sinks. Has the peacock feather cabbage hat skirt thing finally been retired?

Soup, anyone?

[Northey]

What a stupid cow!

[Northey]

I'm doing ok. Have left work early, absolutely shattered and full of headache. Going home for soup and a novel about a witch! What excellent timing.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Bitch!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

(Bugger's friend obv)

[Northey]

As soon as either work says I need to, or I can persuade them I do!

What did the other bitch do?

And how are your eyes, piraticalwitch?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Terrible thanks! I want to scratch them out, but I don't think that would be useful in the long run. Doc's tomorrow to demand she does something.

[Northey]

What has caused it? It sounds horrid

Are you feeling any less awful about Christmas and cold houses and shit?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Some random allergen. Will ask the GP if she thinks I could do with an epipen. I don't want to to be miles from anywhere and it happen again.

Slightly less awful thank you. MrA has not mentioned Christmas again as I think he is scared I need him to sort it all out (though why on earth shouldn't he?)

What's your witch novel?

[Northey]

I've only just started it and can't remember the title, but it's a Philippa Gregory one. A young nun has just fled her convent and been taken in by the local wise woman. I think she's going to end up married to the local wicked Lord or something. And be a secret witch.

[blonderthanred]

[ThisWitchSinks]

Is it "A Discovery of Witches"?

[JethroTull]

Sinky I've read that book - thought it was great. Am waiting for my friend to finish the second one now.