Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

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Kittenkatzen Fri 31-Aug-12 11:32:56

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share wine and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

grin

Hooya Fri 31-Aug-12 11:39:17

Woohoo shiny new fred! Shaggers' Corner, nice grin

I already messed up by posting in the old one AND symptom spotting <hooyas self>

Kittenkatzen Fri 31-Aug-12 11:39:31

Shall we have an updated roll call list for the new thread? Had a squizz at the last one and it looks pretty out of date now.

I'll start us off - copy and paste the list into a new post and add yourselves if you want to smile

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months wink

Hooya Fri 31-Aug-12 11:50:46

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months

Name: Hooya
Location: Somewhere in Asia
DC: None
TTC: 2 months

toffeesam Fri 31-Aug-12 12:13:55

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months

Name: Hooya
Location: Somewhere in Asia
DC: None
TTC: 2 months

Name: Toffeesam
Location: Yorkshire
DC: none
TTC: 10 months

toffeesam Fri 31-Aug-12 12:14:25

Oooh Love the new quick loading page!

33PinkLadyApple Fri 31-Aug-12 12:18:22

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months

Name: Hooya
Location: Somewhere in Asia
DC: None
TTC: 2 months

Name: Toffeesam
Location: Yorkshire
DC: none
TTC: 10 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple
Location: Essex (I don't look, sound or act anything like a TOWIE bird tho!)
DC: none
TTC: 1 month

33PinkLadyApple Fri 31-Aug-12 12:31:21

btw - had rather intesting coversation with office fitty (male) yesterday. We are friends and he's married with 2 DC so completely innocent off limits etc. Well we got discussing anatomy after a joke about men sitting down to wee, then he started asking about female bits and orgasms etc. I have no filter when it comes to my brain/mouth so I just told him whats nice and what I like my H2B to do etc and he did the same about what he likes. For such a fitty, he is wasted on his wife. She sounds a bit fridgid and unadventurous to say the least! He said she wont do 'mouth stuff' and different positions etc, or even talk about what she likes. I left the office last night feeling like i'd been unfaithful or something! Should I be having these conversations with another man?!! He did let me in on something I've not heard of before, 'Gooch'. Apparently its the male G-spot and is just below the helmet underneath. You lot probably already know this and I am just hearing about it!
Anyway, I had a rather racey dream about him last night having talked about 'stuff' with him so I feeling ultra guilty this morning and can't look him in the face! blush

grin Tsk! 33, you filthbag. I have conversations like that with all the people in my life...so if you're in the wrong so am I!
Although I thought the male g spot was the prostate gland?

I find it really hard to understand being in a relationship with someone you don't connect too sexually, it's such an important part of our relationship.
We're booking a weekend away next month (coincides with fertile bit, woohoo) so hopefully we'll have some successful JS then!

33PinkLadyApple Fri 31-Aug-12 12:49:48

ooh, just googled Gooch and I miss-heard. It's the bit between Balls and Bum so that prob is prostate. <gets worried that I've googled that at work?!!>

33PinkLadyApple Fri 31-Aug-12 12:51:18

horse well done on the Bonking weekend away. Good idea.
Glad I'm not only one with no filter too!

AndieMatrix Fri 31-Aug-12 13:41:30

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months

Name: Hooya
Location: Somewhere in Asia
DC: None
TTC: 2 months

Name: Toffeesam
Location: Yorkshire
DC: none
TTC: 10 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple
Location: Essex (I don't look, sound or act anything like a TOWIE bird tho!)
DC: none
TTC: 1 month

Name: AndieMatrix
Location: Birmingham
DC: 2 (DS 3, DD 23mths) and 2 DSSs (3 & 17m)
TTC: 1 month

AndieMatrix Fri 31-Aug-12 13:44:22

33 I have no filter for those things either. I used to be quite embarrassed talking about "naughty" stuff but I think I lost that when I turned 20 and now I find it hard to stop myself blurting stuff like that out.lol. Also, I'm mosey and want to hear everyone else's gossip. :-)
And my sex dreams are normally about really embarrassing people I'd never actually fancy.

Hooya Fri 31-Aug-12 14:00:26

Lol Andie, 33 and Horse I'm exactly the same, I think it's a real shame when people get all embarassed talking 'bout sex!

I think you have to stick something up a man's bum to get his g spot properly, though you can kind of massage it from the outside, no?

One of the reason's I'm enjoying TTC is it's an excuse to talk about sex more grin

33 sounds like some innocent chat to brighten up a day at work to me!

Horse yay for JSing weekend, sounds like a plan!

Quick somebody <hooya> me!! I've put on 5lbs in 5 days (not changed diet or exercise)...the last time I put on that much it was because of DS.

Oooh, good to hear we're all filthbags, DH doesn't discuss sex with his mates. Probably the only group of men in the country who don't..it's a bit weird.

Kittenkatzen Fri 31-Aug-12 14:43:05

<slaps horse> whilst secretly crossing fingers behind back gringrin

I feel like a bit of a prude now which is a bit weird....the only people I discuss sex with is DH and you lot!! I did recommend a vibrator to a friend once, but other than that......I'm not shy about it though, honest! It just never seems to come up in conversation!

Lolcbcblemonlime Fri 31-Aug-12 14:55:51

Thank you kitten for the thread and rule clarification! I am a sucker for symptom spotting though and will have to control myself!
I also have no problem talking about sex. DH is very shy and never talks about it. Even if I say -fancy a shag?- he goes all shy!

Hooya Fri 31-Aug-12 15:09:33

lol that's very cute that he gets shy! As long as he does the actual shagging, of course!

My DP is fascinated by what we discuss here re sex, though he doesn't read it in case I want privacy. The other day we were talking about TTC and he said <joking> "I miss bum sex!" which made me laugh a lot, then he said "are you going to post that on MN?" like he'd made a funny and wanted to show off! grin

FrustratedSycamorePants Fri 31-Aug-12 15:38:56

Hi ladies. <waves> marking my place in shaggers corner so it comes up in my on freds. I'll be back later in the month.

33PinkLadyApple Fri 31-Aug-12 16:07:44

My H2B calls my bits my Minky and his bits his Minky Pump! Can't help laughing everytime I see a Minky Ironing Board on the shops.

Kitten, thanks for the slap!

Lol, I don't think I said hi on the last thread, moved too quickly! <late welcome wave>

Hooya, I think bum sex will be the way to celebrate a BFP here (I'm not a fan of vaginal sex)!! Give DP a celebratory JS sesh to congratulate him on his funny grin

33, I think you've just ruined my Lakeland shopping trips, Minky Pump is fab!! grin

DS is asleep & we've just managed to fit a quickie in, hurrah.
Have a good weekend everyone!

SuffolkNWhat Fri 31-Aug-12 20:20:01

Name: Kittenkatzen
Location: Sussex
DC: None
TTC: Since May '12

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Location: SE London/Kent
DC: DS (8months)
TTC: 8 months

Name: Hooya
Location: Somewhere in Asia
DC: None
TTC: 2 months

Name: Toffeesam
Location: Yorkshire
DC: none
TTC: 10 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple
Location: Essex (I don't look, sound or act anything like a TOWIE bird tho!)
DC: none
TTC: 1 month

Name: AndieMatrix
Location: Birmingham
DC: 2 (DS 3, DD 23mths) and 2 DSSs (3 & 17m)
TTC: 1 month

Name: SuffolkNWhat
Location: er Suffolk wink
DC: DD 2.11
TTC: 2 months

SuffolkNWhat Fri 31-Aug-12 20:21:46

Siriusly (sorry am a huge HP fan so crow bar references into pretty much everything) how long is this ERTD going to last? Happy I'm getting out of baring my white legs tomorrow at swimming but come on! DH is starting to get that feral look...

Grannyapple Fri 31-Aug-12 20:32:11

Hi ladies

Had a fab afternoon at afternoon tea at the Waldorf hotel in London...now being grubber & have just ordered a curry for tea.

Will try to add myself to the stats...wish me luck as I'm on my phone!

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