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Haven Easter Holidays are coming up! There’s plenty of Easter fun going on at Haven’s 35 UK Holiday Parks. And at prices that will have you clucking with delight. With a fun-packed range of watery fun and leisure activities, there’ll be something for everyone! Haven

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   Note: Please bear in mind that this topic encourages posters to give their opinions - i.e. they might disagree with you. That said, in line with our Talk policy elsewhere, we don't allow personal attacks no matter how unreasonable you think someone is. Do report any you see. Thanks, MNHQ.

(Dear IPOATthe Fourth, that a happy ending is altogether unlikely?

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Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:09:10  
Or not?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:12:23  
A "to think" would have been good.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:13:17  
<Exhausts renewed Mr Rochester whilst waiting>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:16:53  
'appy ending is impossible, as ze ending of ze last thread means I have to hunt down Umami and kill her.

<has strong hysterics>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:17:04  
<Eyes up the other foolishly unattended spouses hungrily>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:18:04  
But Leonie dear, you looked so fetching (I imagine as I couldn't see it)
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:25:31  
Non, non, non, you understand nussink!

Umami <sob> 'as forcibly married my Avon to zat wretched pamphleteer in bloomers. And cast me as a Dowager.

I 'ave ze right 'ump.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:27:00  
don't be sad Leonie - it will deepen your wrinkles and you need to be careful at your age...

<<pag picks up on plot movement>>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:28:17  
Perhaps there is someone you would like me to marry you to, Dowager dear?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 28-Jan-10 12:29:43  
Vous avez raison! Tiens! I ave lost all ability to read! My eyes are failing after such honeymoon excitement as I have enjoyed.

I thought twas you had married the bloomered one! Dowager, eh? <Turns away to hide a smirk>

Ah Mistress Pag, how does your new spouse?
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