To think the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian, hell-scape if Labour win?

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AIBU to be worried that within 2-3 years of a Labour victory, the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian hell-scape?

Kier Starmer seems like a mad, leftist radical to me. It starts with VAT on school fees but where does it end???

I’m also really concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will have a big impact on house prices, and leave us in negative equity.

Anyone else?

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No, just you.

Good one! 🤣🤣🤣

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You forgot to mention that it's an open invitation for an alien invasion; and that it'll be a second Atlantis as we sink beneath the waves.

'I’m also really concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will have a big impact on house prices, and leave us in negative equity.'

Good one, OP

I'm concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation may make private school fees less affordable.

Nah I’m not really concerned about all that but good try Conservative Party head office 😆

I am concerned that liberalisation of the post-Brexit trading landscape will mean that people don't have to battle violently for basic pharmacy medicines, thus having a terrible effect on the fitness of the nation.

You think Starmer is a leftist radical? 😂
How right wing do you need to be to think that?

I think you are supposed to say that this is an advert for the Conservative party.

I think the Tories are more likely to implicate collapse.

We already have no health care and no public transport.

Vat on public schools is trivial compared to that.

I’m also really concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will have a big impact on house prices, and leave us in negative equity.

Isn't that everyone's main concern about the apocalypse?

You forgot the black market organ trade and earthquakes.

And we would notice the difference how?

No I think it will be same sh*t different day

Can’t wait, bring it n.

Yeah I definitely share your concern

How right-wing?

Roughly US-level. Even our most bonkers Tories are positive socialists compared to their lot.

I’m sure you have your rocket 🚀 prepared Sunak to escape to your own private planet, we will all be just fine rebuilding from the rubble you left

Wait, actually this is a more likely scenario if we're honest.

I was going to say 'For God sake PLEASE make this shit stop'.

But to be fair, the title of this one made me laugh 🤣🤣

Will nobody think about the risk of the Zombie Apocalypse? I’ve been hoarding prepping, saving baked beans and bog roll for years, so I’m all right, Jack…

I’m planning on watching the Mad Max films to prepare but I’m not sure whether to watch them in order of release or in chronological order of when they are set.

You're right OP

Things will be much better