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To think DH and I are like a sexy, hot couple from a Hollywood film

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:14

Based on this exchange last night

Me: "Hey DH. DS is at DPs for the night. How nice is that. We can really relax. We could even have sex."

DH "Mm."

Me: "Mind you, I've not shaved my legs for weeks and I have a full on 70s bush so we'd have to leave the lights out."

DH: "Yes. And I've had a really bad stomach all day and been on the loo every 5 minutes."

Me: "Shall we give it a miss?"

DH: "Yeah. Ooh look Antiques Road show has got a play-along thingy"

It just doesn't get any hotter or more glamorous than that does it?

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BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 23/12/2013 15:15

Me and DH were having a snog last night and he told me off for watching Jessie J sing on the tv over his head, haha!!

It doesn't get much better than that :)

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:17
Grin

I'm glad it's not just us.

Was Jessie good?

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cathpip · 23/12/2013 15:18

Or the comment from my dh last night after dtd, " would you like me to roll you off the bed" I am 6 months pregnant, I do not need the fork lift just yet.......

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 23/12/2013 15:18

She was fab.......I was just trying to see how her thighs compared to mine, and was also wondering who was coming on stage next.

Oooh the excitement :)

ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces · 23/12/2013 15:18

DH has been ill recently and woke me up to tell me he had 'cold, sweaty balls' Hmm.

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:19

We are all so very, very sexy. :)

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:20

My thighs are like Beyonces

Except wobbly and goosepimply :(

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BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 23/12/2013 15:21

After 23 years together we do ok I reckon....not moonlight and roses, but we give it a good go and still make each other laugh (sometimes)......

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:23

We used to do well.

Now we are just normally exhausted from the whirlwind of 2 year old DS.

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IamInvisible · 23/12/2013 15:25

My DH is coming home in January after being away for four months. I was thinking of buying something nice to wear in bed when he got back. I had a look online yesterday and all I could think was how cold I would be and how I would rather be in my flannelette pyjamas! Blush Hmm

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 15:27

Mmmm cosy

I am still laughing at "cold, sweaty balls"

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pianodoodle · 23/12/2013 15:30

I'm due in a few days.

Had a nice bath the other night and called DH to help me out (anticipating a nice romantic evening)

He shouted back "hang on I'll get the harpoon" Grin

ROARmeow · 23/12/2013 15:43

OP, is that a pic of your DH on your profile?

In which case I am Xmas Envy

steff13 · 23/12/2013 15:51

Well, I don't want to make you ladies jealous, but after 18 years of marriage, my husband still woos me with such romantic propositions as:

"You want to go do it?"

Just thinking about it makes me week at the knees... ;)

steff13 · 23/12/2013 15:52

AAAHH, "weak," not "week!"

MrsWolowitzYouAMerryChristmas · 23/12/2013 15:54

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AlpacaPicnic · 23/12/2013 15:55

Sorry cathpip but I'm truly LOLing at 'roll you off the bed'

fanjofarrow · 23/12/2013 15:58

I remember being 16 and commenting how lazy married couples must be to only shag twice a week on average.

Oh, the sweet delusions of youth!

BabCNesbitt · 23/12/2013 16:02

Twice a week! We should be so lucky. By the time DD (2) is in bed, all we want to do is eat biscuits and then pass out.

I do hope this isn't a long-term situation...

LEMoncehadacatcalledSANTA · 23/12/2013 16:03

Oh my word catgirl - id have trouble keeping my hands off him!! Wink Thats a beautiful horse, and you aren't bad either - oh and your little boy is adorable too. EnvyEnvyGrin

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ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces · 23/12/2013 16:20

The worrying thing Catgirl, is that they were - he made me touch them Confused.

pianodoodle · 23/12/2013 16:30

my husband still woos me with such romantic propositions as:

"You want to go do it?"

Just thinking about it makes me week at the knees... ;)

Mine makes a proclamation that he's going for a shower. That seems to be the signal.

I'm not sure whether to be worried that seems to think being clean is such a novelty.... it really shouldn't be Grin

DownstairsMixUp · 23/12/2013 16:36

Me and DP have been a bit busy lately with xmas so not had sex much really this past week so yesterday he asked me (genuinly to!) "Can we have sex tonight?" asked me it like he was a school boy asking permission to go to the loo! It did make me chuckle! Grin

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catgirl1976 · 23/12/2013 16:57

Sorry - i have just been sexily cleaning my bathroom

I am now hot, sweaty and smell of Cilit Bang

We have half an hour or so before DS gets home

I may go and proposition DH

He has been cleaning the kitchen so is also hot, sweaty and smells of bleach

I'm not sure we will be able to keep our hands off each other..............

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