to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

(129 Posts)
yaimee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:31:16

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

manticlimactic Fri 01-Feb-13 23:14:51

I wanna be a dog - The Stone Roses.

StuntGirl Fri 01-Feb-13 23:16:35

Oh my god fuglies, yours makes much more sense now haha!

manticlimactic Fri 01-Feb-13 23:23:49

MsVestibule I used to think the same grin

city1984 Fri 01-Feb-13 23:31:34

The actual lyrics of fairytale of new york was a real eye opener!

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:32:55

Mant yes!!!

plummyjam Fri 01-Feb-13 23:35:27

Alanis Morrisette's You Oughta Know
"It's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me"

(Cross I bear obv)

I just died in your arse tonight confused

meddie Fri 01-Feb-13 23:38:04

kaiser chiefs I thought they were singing 'I blame tourettes' not I predict a riot

ScrambledSmegs Fri 01-Feb-13 23:38:45

Schoolfriend thought the chorus of Light My Fire by the Doors was actually

"Come on baby Lick My Thighs"

We were shock and grin for the entire break.

ScrambledSmegs Fri 01-Feb-13 23:40:30

"Handy Andy, Kiss me Squeeze me."

Kevin Lyttle grin

"Last night I dreamt of some bagels" - La Isla Bonita

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:41:11

"have a douche, have a douche, will you do the banned tango"
Freddien et al again grin

Dp thought the words to Careless whisper were "two left feet have got no rhythm" I think it makes much more sense than "guilty feet".

ilovesooty Fri 01-Feb-13 23:47:44

"Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Damp Settee"

LadyBigtoes Fri 01-Feb-13 23:52:00

"One thing you can't hide
Is when you triple in size"

I used to sing along when my sister was into John Lennon as a teenager, and i would hear it playing from her room. Turns out it was "when you're crippled inside" confused

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsase Fri 01-Feb-13 23:54:42

Someone I know (no, really) thought that 'You can't touch this' was actually 'king justice.'

And that 'Here comes the hotstepper' was 'Here comes the odd zebra'.

LaVolcan Sat 02-Feb-13 00:03:50

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

Isn't that what it is? Must google to find the real words.

jjuice Sat 02-Feb-13 00:03:53

mimsy same song...young girl with eyes like potatoes. ..

And need 2 rifles..eton rifles

LaVolcan Sat 02-Feb-13 00:06:58

Last night I dreamt of lumbago.
Still don't know who it was by or what she was singing about.

DoJo Sat 02-Feb-13 00:07:24

Oh, see I had "Eating trifle" - Eaton Rifles

Tigerbomb Sat 02-Feb-13 00:20:43

Go Charlotte, it's your birthday
50 cent

I thought he was singing to a girl

MardyBraWouldDoEddieANDHully Sat 02-Feb-13 00:23:56

I believe in Milko (you sexy thing)
The lift goes up where we belong (officer and a gentleman)

MardyBraWouldDoEddieANDHully Sat 02-Feb-13 00:27:39

I've just woken up snoring DH laughing at "died in your arse tonight".

cumfy Sat 02-Feb-13 00:38:01

It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg.

frisson Sat 02-Feb-13 00:41:40

A death row hard-on, two minutes too late.

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