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to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

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yaimee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:31:16

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

Pancakeflipper Fri 01-Feb-13 22:33:41

Not for 1 minute do I believe you reckoned Madonna was singing about Bill Oddie. Tim Brooke-Taylor is more her type.

Wolfiefan Fri 01-Feb-13 22:35:17

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!

Feed the lion my eye.

yaimee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:38:27

I might not 100% have believed that bill oddie were the real words but I couldn't for the life of me fathom what they were and that's what fit in beat for me so that's what I sung, I'm disappointed now! Also, I didn't know it was Madonna! I know I should be ashamed!

When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

Living in the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
Daddy's gonna buy you a dream McGlintoo

I could never work out what a McGlintoo was...... blush

KC225 Fri 01-Feb-13 22:46:30

My friend singing 'Climb every woman, it's all you need'

hazeyjane Fri 01-Feb-13 22:46:44

Ooh baby do you love that smurf
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

Belinda Carlisle

PMSL, I always thought it was "Blue heaven is a place on earth"! grin

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:49:23

"I believe in Milko!'

ANYTHING by the Stereophonics

And many more...[grin}

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:50:22

And YY to EVERYONE so far! Glad it's not just me smile
Thanks OP

IneedAsockamnesty Fri 01-Feb-13 22:52:12

Add message | Report | Message poster BehindLockNumberNine Fri 01-Feb-13 22:42:22
When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

grin I always thought the sherif was shot because he didnt like frozen peas

frisson Fri 01-Feb-13 22:56:42

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

gordyslovesheep Fri 01-Feb-13 22:58:13

Stevie Windward 'Bring Me an Iron Lung'

<shows age>

BigAudioDynamite Fri 01-Feb-13 22:59:03

grin frisson

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:59:31

Sock The Sheriff was in breach of EU regulations. His peas were NOT PERFECTLY ROUND.

Houston do you hear me, broken choke can you feel me
my youngest sister

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:00:42

frisson may I have him afterwards?

<desperate enough for sloppy seconds>

grin

sleepyhead Fri 01-Feb-13 23:02:35

Op, you will like this grin

MsVestibule Fri 01-Feb-13 23:02:59

"I had my first real sex dream" Bryan Adams. Turns out it's actually "I bought my first real six-string". Much prefer my version.

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:05:09

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

Minshu Fri 01-Feb-13 23:05:29

DD has a toy wiggles guitar, which I think sings about wanking a dog. DP assures me I'm wrong, but hasn't worked out what the lyrics actually are...

Shellington Fri 01-Feb-13 23:11:07

Lion King
"and believe I say"
is apparently
"it's a leap of faith"

Whatever, Elton.

Shellington Fri 01-Feb-13 23:13:36

Minshu any chance it's "Waggs the Dog" ? grin

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