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Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

Not for 1 minute do I believe you reckoned Madonna was singing about Bill Oddie. Tim Brooke-Taylor is more her type.

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!

Feed the lion my eye.

I might not 100% have believed that bill oddie were the real words but I couldn't for the life of me fathom what they were and that's what fit in beat for me so that's what I sung, I'm disappointed now! Also, I didn't know it was Madonna! I know I should be ashamed!

When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

Living in the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
Daddy's gonna buy you a dream McGlintoo

I could never work out what a McGlintoo was......

My friend singing 'Climb every woman, it's all you need'

Ooh baby do you love that smurf
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

Belinda Carlisle

PMSL, I always thought it was "Blue heaven is a place on earth"!

"I believe in Milko!'

ANYTHING by the Stereophonics

And many more...[grin}

And YY to EVERYONE so far! Glad it's not just me
Thanks OP

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When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

I always thought the sherif was shot because he didnt like frozen peas

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

Stevie Windward 'Bring Me an Iron Lung'

<shows age>

frisson

Sock The Sheriff was in breach of EU regulations. His peas were NOT PERFECTLY ROUND.

Houston do you hear me, broken choke can you feel me
my youngest sister

frisson may I have him afterwards?

<desperate enough for sloppy seconds>

Op, you will like this

"I had my first real sex dream" Bryan Adams. Turns out it's actually "I bought my first real six-string". Much prefer my version.

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

DD has a toy wiggles guitar, which I think sings about wanking a dog. DP assures me I'm wrong, but hasn't worked out what the lyrics actually are...

Lion King
"and believe I say"
is apparently
"it's a leap of faith"

Whatever, Elton.

Minshu any chance it's "Waggs the Dog" ?