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I'm 43 and a half.... do I get a sticker?

Omg sterident and gin <boak>

I am 41, in fact, and my teeth are all my own --so far because I am too scared to go to the dentist-- .

But I really did think everyone else was v v spring-like and smooth <eyes wrinkles sadly>.

Lord Occam, I'm 45, I left spring chicken ground long, long ago.

Icut, feck the false teeth..use a straw!!

Or if else fails, use sterident mixed with gin! That'll soften them up! x

I am quite at this thread. In my head you are all 27 and I am the oldest one here by aaages <slurps gin through false teeth>

Happy Birthday Maryz my lovely

<snogs HD>

<staggers>

Bed is a very long way away.

Happy Birthday and goodnight you booze addled old baggage!

'Mature'. Interesting choice of word!

Oh that's good big!
Let me try too...

. i i . i i. i
(*^****^*)
||.HAPPY.||
||BirthdaY||
(*^****^*)
=======

Thanks all, especially all the <ahem> mature posters.

<ignores Scoose >

laughs at bigheartedwoman

I think I shall now stagger off to bed before dh gets home and realises I'm a tad, erm, under the weather. These nurofen thingies are great .

<falls over>

well, i tried to do a birthday cake!

But the sentiment is from the oul heart anyway! And it was Chocolate an all!! xxx

-I_I_I_I--
-I********I-
I**********I--
-IhappI---
/birthday\

i hope this works xx

Happy Birthday Maryz.

The best is yet to come

Happy birthday maryz it's mine two weeks tomorrow I will be 31!!

Happy birthday maryz. Hope your cold gets better soon

Melts, big? Melts?
Are you drinking mulled wine, then?
Hmm.. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Whacha reckon, Maryz: mulled wine and Galaxy?! Since MNHQ haven't bloody provided cake!

Happy Birthday &

And you are still not as old as me

I'm a bit about being 50 next year and having an 8 year old DD. Anyone else feel the same.

Happy Birthday

50 is tbe new 35 x

Topped me? Yes because she was jealous of my youthfulness!

And I meant to say Happy Birthday and hope you feel better soon! X

50 is the new 21! I joined the club just last month and today I had a lovely compliment from a researcher who topped me in the supermarket and did a double take when I told her my age- she didn't believe me! And I didn't have a lot of makeup on!

Happy Birthday indeed MaryZ. You've had a lot on your plate. I'm truly in awe.

Honestly, see you and flow (sigh)
No class, none!
Flakes are the best bit! you know, where it melts and everythang!!

(shakes head and away for more