To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

(109 Posts)
MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:43:48

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

usualsuspect3 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:44:52

I bet you are not as old as me.

Happy Birthday wine

MrsDeVere Fri 16-Nov-12 21:45:53

I think you are utterly luffly.

Happy Birthday utterly luffly Maryz

x

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:46:39

I think I am usual.

I'm 50 today. Funnily enough I don't mind being 50. I didn't mind being 40 either.

My mum says 80 is the difficult one, because you might not make 90 and if your body does your brain won't and vice versa.

A cheerful bod is my mum grin

Anonymumous Fri 16-Nov-12 21:46:56

Happy Birthday, Old Person. xxx

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:47:25

<snogs MrsdeVere>

You gave me too much wine earlier. I've nearly finished the bottle and it doesn't mix well with Nurofen Cold and Flu blush

claraschu Fri 16-Nov-12 21:47:38

Happpy Birthday. Maybe the best is yet to come. Maybe you are will be old and wise!

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:48:47

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to yooou
Happy birthday dear Maryz
Happy birthday to yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou! grin

(I was just sitting here thinking of starting a thread "AIBU to wish Maryz Happy Birthday, especially cos she needs cheering up"... But it felt a bit cheeky... blush )

Well look on the bright side. You're not as old as me and whilst I might not have a cold I have got the most frightful flatulence, I'm banished to the kitchen and nobody wants to be my friend!

grin

Happy birthday MaryZ!
Here's some wine and [flowers] just for you.

Oh - and Happy Birthday

Maryz xxxxx

Happy Birthday lovely lovely wise woman! ((hugs)) xx

Or thanks even

I decided last birthday that there wasn't a chance of me growing older gracefully feck it I'm going down kicking and screaming with a large glass of red in my hand. In my head I am forever young blush.

Happy Birthday wine

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:50:39

Oh, lufferly, thank you all.

<feels all warm and snuggly inside which could be a fever starting >

You must be very old Badger.

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:51:53

Self-indulgent, attention-seeking threads are obviously the way to go grin

My typing is getting a tad wobbly. I wonder if I'm pissed [ponders]. I suspect I might be.

RustyBear Fri 16-Nov-12 21:52:07

You're not as old as me!

Fwiw, I felt very old when I hit 50, but once I'd got past that milestone, age began to matter less. I'm now 56 and still feel the same age as I did 6 years ago (but then I've been on Mumsnet ever since 2006, so maybe time has stood still....)

usualsuspect3 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:52:45

I'm 53 grin

Passes Maryz [flowers] just cos of you xxx

RustyBear Fri 16-Nov-12 21:53:21

Happy Birthday by the way. thanks

Have some wine though it sounds like you don't really need any more...

usualsuspect3 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:53:50

I did have a massive wobble about being 50, but now I don't care.

juule Fri 16-Nov-12 21:54:37

You don't know me but I think you are wonderful Maryz smile
So a very a happy birthday to you.
And.......you're not as old as me grin
Good grief that rhymes shock

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:55:25

If you can't be a tiddly bit tiddly on your burpday, what's the world coming to?!

BluelightsAndSirens Fri 16-Nov-12 21:55:41

Happy birthday

[flowers]
wine
[cake]

Oh we don't have a cake one do we? <Hopes MNHQ are reading>

You will have to make do with a biscuit my love

juule Fri 16-Nov-12 21:55:54

Oh forgot the thanks

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