Put on a collar and tie to do the shopping at Tesco....
Think that beige socks and brown sandals is acceptable footwear at any time of year....
Eat Werthers Originals......
Think that taking 12 strands of 5 inch long hair from one ear to the other then plastering to my shiny pate with god knows what takes 20 years off me and actually looks anything other than ridiculous....
Wear a Polo shirt three sizes too small and tuck it into my jeans with the brown leather belt pulled three inches too tight, cutting off the circulation to both legs (my DF's favourite dress code for every outing)
Think that a trip to a garden centre is a 'really lovely day out'
Become a racist, homophobic git......
Any one with any more fears for old age??
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