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I have a fat spider in my garage

It keeps looking at me funny

I Am Scared.

<coward>

The pjs I wore to bed last night were paw print design. Tres chic

I also have a big spider in the garage - I didn't stick around long enough to see if it was looking at me funny.

I am often woken up in the mornings by parrots squawking in the trees across the river where they roost.

I have loaded the washer but am waiting for DH to get home as he unplugged
It and didn't plug it back in so I am
Feigning ignorance and telling him it has
Broken...

This is so cycle won't be finished in time
For me to iron tonight

cunning plan

I hate the fact that I have a red food colouring stain on the lino in the kitchen that would stump even Mr. ScrawnygeektosupermanMuscle.

I know a worm called Alphonse de la Pagination.

My dog is currently sat on the rug chewing a bulls penis..

I have done 7 loads of washing today.

My house is cold and I don't know what to cook for tea.

I am not scared of spiders, however I will not entertain a goldfish as a pet for DD.

Scary little feckers. All boogly eyed and slimy - eurgh. Just swimming around waiting for the moment to pounce and flap all over me [vomit]

So my trivial fact - I am petrified of fish. Especially dead ones. I will not go anywhere near a fish market.

<shudder>

My PJ bottoms (blue & white stars) have a hole in the crotch. They were a christmas present, from MIL, from M&S so either M&S are shite quality now or MIL hates me.

I've not seen a spider in bloody ages...thought they migrated on the back of birds.

My DD every time without fail after bathing, wraps towel around herself then puts a bra on over the towel. She says it helps to hold the towel up.

She has 4 clean dressing gowns, btw.

I want a biscuit but don't have any in the house...

I have had my braces tightened and they bloody ache.

I have at long last managed to buy 2 fitted sheets for my 4ft bed.

I had a dream about a large hairy spider last night.

I have already eaten a doughnut and a Twix and it's only 11am here (Canada).

2 facts - you're lucky ladies!

I have a sore tail bone right now after falling down the stairs

my car is messy but too cold to clean
I am having sausages in minestrone soup for tea

Three nights in a row Ive woken up nearly shitting myself because I swear a spider crawled across my head/chest/leg. I told myself it was just DS and his hand or foot but when I got up for a wee the last time I had spider web all over me >HORROR<

Theres a spider in my bed THE SWINE!

The garage is full of bits and bobs from B&Q because when they have a sale, I can't help but buy rubbish we'll never use purely because they're 'only 20p'. Like chilli shaped kitchen unit handles and tiny tins of mud brown gloss paint.

One of my shoes is folding in on top of itself. V odd. Don't make eye contact with the many legged one.

There are no spiders in my portakabin........

I have to take DS to drama in a minute. We live 20 minutes away and his session is 90 mins long. I have yet to decide whether i'm coming back home for 50 mins or going to Morrisons for a pootle. I may not decide until after i've dropped him off...

.... because that's the way i roll, baby....

I can't be bothered to stack the load of logs that were delivered today as they are all random lengths and it's too cold.
So, I stacked a few in a crap manner knowing dh won't be able to bear the unevenness, and stack them all neatly.

The spiders in my garage are so big they leave footprints on the car through the night <proud> <not scared of spiders>