Wiping cock on hand towel...

(273 Posts)
Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:02:36

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

olderyetwider Wed 14-Sep-11 10:03:17

Yuk

moondog Wed 14-Sep-11 10:03:21

grin
shock

CogitoErgoSometimes Wed 14-Sep-11 10:03:27

It is rank.... that's what curtains are for....

Pagwatch Wed 14-Sep-11 10:03:42

Oh. Dear.God.

Oh God please tell me this is not universal! Does he wipe his cock on the curtain after you have sex?

Urgh.

Chundle Wed 14-Sep-11 10:04:45

Ewwww yuk yanbu make sure u tell ds that this is not the done thing

coccyx Wed 14-Sep-11 10:04:51

did not know men dried them! better than the tea towel i guess

TurkeyBurgerThing Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:03

Yuck! My DH pisses in the toilet without bothering to put the toilet seat up so then there are drips of piss all over it which he doesn't like to wipe up.

freesiaLiliy Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:15

does he rinse first or just wipe the drip? if the second then URGGHHH people wipe their hands on that shock

squeakytoy Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:19

I always thought men just gave it a shake confused

maybells Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:27

dirty sod! do u mean he washes his penis then uses the hand towel or does he just generally wipe piss on it?

bemybebe Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:57

"tea towel"???
[boak]

ihatecbeebies Wed 14-Sep-11 10:06:59

You should get a special cock towel for him grin

Elderberries Wed 14-Sep-11 10:07:11

biscuit

StrandedBear Wed 14-Sep-11 10:07:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HairyGrotter Wed 14-Sep-11 10:07:26

Urgh, rank. That'd piss me right off, I wouldn't wipe my fanny with a hand towel!

Skippyboo Wed 14-Sep-11 10:08:11

Leave him.

kat2504 Wed 14-Sep-11 10:08:25

Urrrgh!! If he wants to dry it what is wrong with bog roll?
That is rank.
<reminds self to wash all towels in house in case this is a universal habit>

<also reminds self to dry her hands on her bath towel, not any hand towels that are in the bathroom>

AtYourCervix Wed 14-Sep-11 10:08:37

How many years have you been drying your hands unaware?

I also thought they shook. shock

<off to wash towels just in case>

moondog Wed 14-Sep-11 10:09:14
kat2504 Wed 14-Sep-11 10:09:19

Cock towel!!!! Brilliant!

Would it have a special "Picture" on it to set it apart from nice hand towels?

knittedbreast Wed 14-Sep-11 10:09:48

my dp used the towel the other day. its in the wash now.

Deflatedballoonbelly Wed 14-Sep-11 10:10:00

Wow grin

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