... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

Oh well done fliffy. Good show.

And a Johnny never goes amiss.

Oh thank goodness I have found you

I have been distraught and lost without you all

How strangely like you dear Amy looks, Jins.

Happy birthday cheerful yank!

I was trying to hijack the other ipoat thread. But I was on my own tbh

Naturaleeeeee

Yo man.

How's it hangin'?

I wish I could drawl like the young lovelies in Made in Chelsea. I am totally in love with that programme. I watched it at 5 in th eafternoon with a glass of wine...bad.

are you still watching that, Hully?

There's only been two. But it is already very deep and full of potential love tragedy.

I can't decide whether I am more in love with Fred or Ollie.

don't make me watch it

dp has already realised what an idiot I am, and how I fill mine and the dds days with ponies, skating, Lady Gaga and pretty flowers

(he only ever saw me on weekday evenings before)

watch it watch it watch it

it's worth it for Ollie's hair alone.

I can't keep up with TV series. It is too much of a commitment. I have enough trouble with the Archers.

Jack, you can't be an idiot because IPOAT is erudite, apparently.

(Bit worried about that Jins Winehouse, tho.)

Oh, and when DP saw a trailer for Made in Chelsea, he thought it was an ad for bad hair. He is not, errm, very with it.

Look, so lustrous

You can watch it fliffy. Watch it all in one go on 4OD with wine. Treaterama.

Is it warm in there, Honeydragon? It's where she keeps her cheese usually.

Good heavens. That hair deserves a series.

Poor honeydragon. I have no cleavage.

Poor honey. Battered and bruised by the boniness of my decolletage...

But the cheese is soft and warm, didn't you say it was Tallegio?

He is definitely not gay. Oh no indeedy.

I have no cheese. Warmth makes fondue from even the firmest of cheddar

Oh ffs, that's how I'm trying to get my hair! And I may have those jeans in the back of my wardrobe. I am now questioning my gender

He has a babyliss for sure.

He is NOT gay. He has a girlfriend. Just because he cares about his locks, asks his girlfriend which shoulder it looks best draped over, has eyelash curlers and uses make up, means nothing. Fact.

You are right.
I am ashamed of my assumptions.
When you make an assumption you make an ass out of u and mption

If you hang about here, HD, you'll question a lot more than that. You'll need a nickname too.