I think I've figured out why Justin Fletcher freaks me out - am I alone?

[bohemianbint]

Asides from the incessant cheerfulness - (it's not right) I think, it's because he looks like a giant manbaby. Grown men who look like babies are IMO a bit scary.

Is it terrible to be freaked out by someone who is clearly a Very Good Person?

[SnowlightMcKenzie]

Nah, I think it's because you fancy im!

[moondog]

All kid's presenters are weirdly asexual though.
he is prob. a eunuch.

[dragonbutter]

he once had his baby photos on a programme. he hasn't changed.

[NorbertDentressangle]

He creeps me out too -you are not alone.

I cannot believe the frequency of threads on MN about people who fancy him . Its not right and its not healthy.

[ohsnap]

Eeeech, he gives me the creeps too. Makes my toes curl.

[bohemianbint]

WTF - people fancy him??!!

Shit, I can't get my head around that. It would be like having sex with, well...a giant baby. Eurgh. Who has done such a thing?! I can only imagine the gurning that would go on during a session with Justin...

[dragonbutter]

belgian bun.

[MissisBoot]

He does look like a manbaby - you are so right!

I can't stand him.

[dragonbutter]

well he is very good with his hands

[MARGOsBeenPlayingWithMyNooNoo]

oo-er dragonbutter

[bohemianbint]

eeeeeeeeeew dragon!

I think his dress sense offends me too, excessive use of chinos. I wish I could get over it, DS bloody loves him.

[whingeomatic]

lol at excessive use of chinos

I'm with you, bohemianbint - he gives me the creeps too...

[moondog]

lmao

[NorbertDentressangle]

No....don't have a go at the chinos and general attire.

The only alternative is Justin....naked .

Eurgh! I feel quite queasy at the thought

[AlistairSim]

I think you doth protest too much, BB.

Imagine his come-face.....

[AlistairSim]

Come-face?

Cum-face?

[NorbertDentressangle]

Alistair, no matter how you spell it the image is equally as horrific.

[retiredgoth2]

...er, who is Justin Fletcher?

I shall google and discover I suppose...

[AlistairSim]

And is that image now deeply embedded, Norbert?

[NoBiggy]

Whenever I think of cbeebies presenters having sex I feel all wrong.

Miss Hoolie has two children, meaning she's had sex at least twice. Did her hair keep its shape?

[retiredgoth2]

....ah!

Now I know...

Apologies for ignorance. The youngest urchins are nearly 8, so CBeebies has long been banished from the radar...

...as I recall, I think he was quite personable...

Not like the slightly disturbing policeman in Balamory...

[NorbertDentressangle]

Alistair -I shall be sending you the bill for my therapy.

Balamory is full of freaks retiredgoth
(BTW why are you now retiredgoth2?)

[retiredgoth2]

....with regard to Miss Hoolie..

(I declare 'Y' chromosone)

...it has long been held, by myself and among friends and acquaintances, that Miss Hoolie has a certain, er, presence.

Ahem.