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what TV character would you slap around the face with a wet fish if given half a chance?

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ELF1981 · 21/12/2006 19:58

Mine would be a toss up between Bradley or Pauline in Eastenders.

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Scootergirl · 21/12/2006 20:02

Natasha Kaplinsky - I know she's actually real but SO annoying!

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helsyslittlehelper · 21/12/2006 20:02

Not TV, but radio - Rooooooooooth Archer.

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ELF1981 · 21/12/2006 20:03

ooooh, she is annoying isn't she!

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southeastastra · 21/12/2006 20:05

dawn french in the vicar of dibley

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themoon66 · 21/12/2006 23:12

Oooh yes SEA.... definitely the Vicar!

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superloopy · 22/12/2006 00:12

I would definately have a huge swing at Pauline Fowler and hopefully hit Honey Mitchell on the back swing.....

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WhenPonkagotstuckupthechimney · 22/12/2006 00:15

Hmmmm. My DH fancies Ruth Archer just from the voice so she's doubley annoying for me!

Can i go into the realms of children's TV and also suggest Barney the Dinosaur.

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snig · 22/12/2006 00:22

its not strictly tv but i would give james bond (any of them) a quick kick in the nuts, honey mitchell would get a firm flick on the end of the nose and Jeremy Clarkson would get a glasgow kiss.

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busybusymum · 22/12/2006 00:29

Ray winston, doesnt matter what character he plays I cant bear to see him on tv!!!!

pass me the wet fish please!

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 22/12/2006 00:37

Sally Webster for over use of the phrase'the girls' which makes me cringe if anyone else says it .

Snig-you've put a lot of thought into it

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superloopy · 22/12/2006 00:43

Oh just thought of another one who needs a wallop..... That BLOODY annoying man from the Cilit Bang ad who shouts out his words!! KAPOW!!

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fussymummy · 22/12/2006 00:53

Defnately has to be Miss Hooley from Balamory.

Or maybe PC Plum!!!

Just how annoying is this programme????

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Tortington · 22/12/2006 01:32

any tv childrens presenter - any member of boy band or soap opera ( same thing?)

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booge · 22/12/2006 20:47

Barnaby Bear, he's such a wuss. Antony Worrall Thompson and Linda Barker for just being.

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Flumpybumpy · 22/12/2006 21:28

Sonia in Eastenders, Claire in Corrie, and that bloody woman in the debtbuster loans ad who nods and hugs herself with glee whilst her hubby is on the phone even though she can't hear what is being said, stupid twat

FB x

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BaileysMilkshake · 22/12/2006 21:50

Anyone of the men from The Office - reserving the biggest and wettest slap for Ricky Gervais charater!

BBM - If you ever get your hands on Ray Winstone, once you fish slapped him please pass him this way so I can kiss it better - drool - have been a fan of his ever since Robin of Sherwood, was nice to see him back playing the bruiser in King Arthur phwoar!

Oh dear hormones a-raging

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ClementClarkeMoore · 22/12/2006 21:54

Fiona Phillips
Pauline Fowler
Russell Brand (lemme at 'im!)
Louis Walsh
The cast of Never Mind The Buzzcocks

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puffling · 23/12/2006 19:19

Anyone in a loan/car insurance/claims advert, particularly those crap ones who say, 'You could save a bundle.' All 'Picture' Loans actors. They live in lovely houses and would never need the loans they're asking for.

Anyone in Eastenders

Davina McCall and her male equivalent Johnny Vaughan, although luckily we don't ofter have to see him any more.

Ant and Dec (autocue monkeys)

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Frostythesurfmum · 23/12/2006 19:23

That bloody annoying pink Tweenie. Fizz I think is is. I'd slap her with a wet fish then push her in the harbour.

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 21:28

Yes, Puffling,... what has happened to Mr Vaughn? Where did he go?

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willandsamsmum · 23/12/2006 21:45

I'd slap every single one of the tweenies - I just can't bear that show.

I'd also join puffling in slapping the picture loan people. Nobody would ever sound that cheerful about applying for a £25,000 loan.

I'll add:-
Lee Evans
the Debenhams ad man
Ferne Cotton
Tess Daly (and her equally annoying husband who's name I can't remember)
Kerry Katona - I'd wack her with every frozen fish Iceland stock!

On a bad day my list could run into hundreds but maybe that just means that I watch too much telly!

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puffling · 24/12/2006 19:17

Oh yes and all the characters on CBeebies that are played by posh middle aged women. Barnaby Bear is the worst plus Bits and Bobs + Tweenies. Children should play children aprt from Justin who's an excellent Tweenie.

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docket · 24/12/2006 19:20

Jimmy Carr. Ugh, makes my flesh crawl!

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SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 24/12/2006 19:24

Pauline Fowler. But only if I could drive a rusty nail through it first.

dh said Michael Fish. But then, he's pissed.

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sockmonkey · 26/12/2006 09:42

I agree with fish-slapping the loan advert people... and the creepy phones 4 U guy too!

I would go for Delia Smith, but would be frightened of using the wrong kind of fish

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